U an alien visiting Earth and all you know is what you have read in TLR...

[Orbital-Fetus]

you are the on a mission with a crew of 20, they were able to tap into the internet for a brief moment...
they gonna drop you off and try to find more spots that are popping and get you in a few years.
and all they got was all of TLR's history. yall translate it and then decide what gender, age, race and religion (or no religion) you are gonna take....
all based off what you read in TLR.

you are assuming this is an accurate representation of Earth.
you choose to land somewhere in America, i'll leave that up to you as well.

what do you choose to be?
where do you land?
what are you expecting this place to be like based upon what little info you have from TLR?

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

*automatically shyts on sohh and yells out first word in human language- "CAC" *

 

[Brown Ant]

*automatically shyts on sohh and yells out first word in human language- "CAC" *

You smell like flies and fecal matter

 

[skeetsinternal]

1. what ever a PAWG is you must have one.
2. Ya moma aint shyt
3. Black women are no good
4. I would wonder why I want to buy a house in virginia

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

You smell like flies and fecal matter

your family would welcome me with open arms..

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

what body would you choose to come to Earth as though? (this was part of the question.)
sex, race, age, etc...

 

[MekaCatt]

I'm gonna be a 21 yr old pawg, with a phat ass. No kids of course.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

yall aint realizing the full potential of this.

 

[Ooh Marty]

I'd know that Most black men are 6'3, 12 inch dikk slangin, pawg and latina smashing, black women hatin, 360 waves havin, 15 certs on deck havin, 6 series 6 benz whippin, played college football, with a masters degree in business and a phd in personal training, no kids havin, demi gawds

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Most black men are 6'3, 12 inch dikk slangin, pawg and latina smashing, black women hatin, 360 waves havin, 15 certs on deck havin, 6 series 6 benz whippin, played college football, with a masters degree in business and a phd in personal training, no kids havin, demi gawds

what person would you come to Earth as and why?

 

[Ooh Marty]

what person would you come to Earth as and why?

That black demi gawd brotha
i getz all da bytches!

 

[Non Sequitur]

You must be a 6'+ black male with six-pack abs, an impeccable hairline, Hanes v-necks, an Audi or BMW 6-series from next year (how you get that? ), and have CERTs and dime PAWGs on deck.

Somehow avoid black women, hood nikkas and CACs all at the same time.

Learn Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Must live in a major metro area.

Be a social butterfly with social anxiety.

Be able to make any girl come without going down on them.

Drink only the finest of craft beers and vodkas.

Be a 5%er, a Muslim, and a devout Christian (only when convenient)

Never get mad.

Be an Alpha Male Wolf that constantly questions his own sexuality.

Be completely full of shyt.

 

[Dwolf]

I'm gonna be a 21 yr old pawg, with a phat ass. No kids of course.

Redundant

 

[Action Jackson]

I'd be black excellence. Despise CACs. 6'2" 220lbs great shape 12 inches of cock meat. Mid 20's male who don't trust black females or simps but for PAWGs. It Certs stacked on It certs. I'd be located in L.A.

I wouldn't know the exact location of **** but my sworn mission would be to hunt froggie and T.O.S.

Turn Heel like @Kind Gentleman

I'd pregnate all the bad bytches like @Cat piss martini

fukkery would be a foot.

Phrases or most commonly used words:
Get married, brehs
Whats that thang smell like?
Lets be reality for a sec
PAWGs and CACs
Its so demonic, Friend
Yo momma ain't shyt


I'd Walk like:

Hunt PAWGs like:

Most commonly used face expressions:

 

[MekaCatt]

Redundant

I thought It could mean pretty or phat? The p in my pawg, stands for pretty