I'm 28 and refuse to wear sneakers or any cartoonishly bright young nikka fashion.
So in order get them 22 year olds millenial hoes that we all love, my hairline and gym body gotta be shaped and crisp

.
But my hairline took its talents to South Beach last year
. .. BTW i now have as much as 6 gray hairs...how, I'm only 28
3 years ago i thought I'd have to wait till i was mid 40s to start worrying bowt hairlines, graying hairs etc

Whats next!!!!??? My sexual drive, gray pubes (pause), talking bowt a 25 year old chick is "too young"
How do you truly

brehs deal with this shyt