I’m taking
Clare
Aunt Viv #1 (prototype)
Harriet
and since I have to “PAWG” just based on the choices, because the other 3 Black Women are fat, and Mary from 227 looks like my grandma,
Judith Light
Peg (she doesn’t get any at home, so you know she’s ready, willing, and able)
I’m not taking Samantha, because she’s a goddamn witch, and can turn me into a frog or some shyt. Plus, her mother likes to roll up out of nowhere.
Marge has an annoying voice, and I have a feeling she doesn’t shave, and has blue pubes.
Lois isn’t bad, but no thanks.
Anyone who chose Roseanne, I question your life choices.
I’ll also throw in Aunt Viv #2. She can get it too.