Essential TSC's Official Random News & Notes Thread
- Thread starter Brad Piff
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
The Walls Of Jericho and then smooth transition to Rikishi Stinkface was impressive asf
Oh he’s a cac btw it’s obvious. 
you called for smoke like you were ready to square up—then tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. It’s time.
@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”
@Brad Piff don't worry I haven’t forgotten about you
you called for smoke like you were ready to square up—then tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. It’s time.
@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”
@Brad Piff don't worry I haven’t forgotten about you
