Essential TSC's Off-Topic Discussion

[mr x]

someone mentioned olympic pro wrestling in another thread...what would be the best 4 man teams you can come up with? They should actually rep their country in persona/gimmick though(also note wrestlers don't have to rep where they are born i.e. piper, konnan, guerrero, yokozuna)

USA-Hogan, Luger, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Kurt Angle

UK-British Bulldog, Roddy Piper, William Regal, Fit Finlay

Canada-Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Lance Storm, The Mountie

Mexico-Konnan, Guerrero, La Parka, Rey Mysterio jr

Japan-Yokozuna, The Great Muta, Hiro Saito, Hiroyoshi Tenzen,



(I ain't too knowledgeable about japan wrestling, so I threw in NWO members

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

Rob Van Dam Ate A Whopper Off The Ground: More Wrestler Run-Ins

I was in Sanibel Island, FL on vacation with my family when I was in 6th or 7th grade, and I was getting sick of the beach. I went up to the pool to grab something to drink and who do I see floating on a raft in the pool with blatant disregard for the rules which clearly state no rafts in the pool? Scott Steiner himself. I drop my drink on the ground, sprint across the pool deck (because if Scott Steiner can say "fukk the rules," I can too...right?), elbow drop into the shallow end (also against the rules as I would soon find out), surface right next to him, flex, and, in my best Steiner voice, say "Big. Poppa. Pump."

He just sits and stares at me. I'm in middle school, so I figure that he must have been impressed with my form. He says verbatim: "What the fukk are you doing? I'm on vacation, go away." He then squirts me with a water bottle.

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

that seems believable scott steiner is a doosh

 

[Da Thrilla]

This is known to be true

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

i read through all of them @ the rick rude and ernie ladd ones

 

[THEREALBRAND]

at the title of this Youtube video.

:sadrickymorton:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzRamM-EsAY]Kevin Nash vs. Crackhead [15th October 2011] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Nintendough]

 

[captaincharisma]

45 mins wait at red lobster bros, but they got that four course special

 

[Sypress]

I'm getting my lastemp on....look out for a drunken rant thread

 

[R=G]

Aguina at WM 14 was NO fukkING JOKE..that boy was doing off the top rope corkscrew armdrags on Taka. Damn

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

This past spring, I went to a Comic Book show in Calgary. I always wear a New York Yankees hat, and I take alot of flack for it, and that Saturday morning I heard "Hey Yankees!"

I look over to my right... And there, behind a table, sat Virgil. I was BLOWN AWAY! Virgil was talking to me! Holy crap! I begin to walk over thinking "Holy crap, Virgil wants to talk to me". As soon as I get to his table, without skipping a beat, Virgil puts the "Money Dollar Belt" on my arm, and shouts at my brother, "Yo homie, take a picture!" My brother snaps a picture of this, and then, without hesitation, Virgil grabs an 8 x 10, and signs it for me, and then says "50 dollars little homie". I had no desire to pay the man 50 bucks. I got hustled BIG TIME by Virgil.

At the time, I was upset, then I realized... "This guy is at a Comic Expo on a Saturday morning charging 50 bucks for a picture and an autograph... I think he needs it more than me".

I paid the man, and it was awkward when I walked past him for the rest of the weekend.

fukkin' Virgil...

 

[R=G]

A: Yes. We hold an intermission between the filming of the two DVDs at every day of taping, where you can interact with the wrestlers and purchase merchandise items from them. You can also interact with the wrestlers at the official after party following each taping. We encourage you to buy your favorite wrestler her food and drinks as a way of showing your support!

So....if you live in the Chicago area and think you can outhustle Athena out of her panties, by all means, do what you must.....

 

[Swiggy]

45 mins wait at red lobster bros, but they got that four course special

This one broad gave me mad head once, cuz we went to Red Lobster, and I didn't get heated at an hour wait. She was used to her pops and an older boyfriend getting all heated and shyt whenever life would throw them a swerve. I been to too many things in life where I sat patiently through them, no big deal.

During that hour, they even fukked up the order, and girl was apologizing to me for that shyt, like it was her fault

It just gave us more time to bullshyt and me time to sling that chocolate enough for her to feel ya boy Swiggy

Got 30% off our meal for the wait and fukk up, while being cool about it, and got at them tonsils later

 

[Maliciouslarynx]

This one broad gave me mad head once, cuz we went to Red Lobster, and I didn't get heated at an hour wait. She was used to her pops and an older boyfriend getting all heated and shyt whenever life would throw them a swerve. I been to too many things in life where I sat patiently through them, no big deal.

During that hour, they even fukked up the order, and girl was apologizing to me for that shyt, like it was her fault

It just gave us more time to bullshyt and me time to sling that chocolate enough for her to feel ya boy Swiggy

Got 30% off our meal for the wait and fukk up, while being cool about it, and got at them tonsils later

I went and checked out Chipotle Mexican Grill yesterday, the line was out the door. I was in line for at least 25 mins; Almost missed The Dark Knight because of the wait. But that big azz spicy burrito was worth the wait.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

It just gave us more time to bullshyt and me time to sling that chocolate enough for her to feel ya boy Swiggy

Got 30% off our meal for the wait and fukk up, while being cool about it, and got at them tonsils later