Essential TSC's Off-Topic Discussion

[OmegaK2099]

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

That Russo swerve

Spoiler

 

[Lord Scion]

I had this wild ass dream last night on some next level racial war shyt. So, white people decided to go all out and started to nuke black communities, I looked up there were planes dropping bombs everywhere. I don't know what the hell to do, then Oprah Winfrey grabs my arm and drags me towards a sanctuary deep in a mountain. I start climbing up the mountain side, some white dude attacked me... so I fought him off and pushed him off the cliff. I get to the entrance of the hideout.. then I'm climbing down a dark ladder well to this door, I open it, it was an underground city like Zion in the Matrix where all black people are hiding out during this war. I see my mother and older sister there, and asked where my dad and younger sister where.... she told me they were killed during the initial attacks. Then she told me I had to make up a totally new name now, so I had one made up in my head then my mom takes me to Oprah... who then introduces herself as the leader of the resistance movement. When I try to tell her my name, my mother then gives her a name in Haitian Creole and I'm like "ok..."

Then I have a Jesus piece that my mother gave me (in real life over a year ago) that in my dream I thought it was appropriate to give back to her, so I took it off and handed it to her and it turns out it was some secret weapon that was supposed to be used when this event happened that she entrusted to me to keep it safe until now.


Then I woke up....

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

watching Edge's dvd/beyond the ring or whatever...just thinking all the guys who didn't have any wrestling experience prior to NXT but end up becoming pushed as a big star...really aren't gonna have interesting stories to tell during their beyond the ring

 

[PunxsutawneyKILL]

Finaallyy I join you guys... TSC .. legendary in my mind :-)

 

[THEREALBRAND]

The reffing in the World Cup so far is at Montreal Screwjob levels of shenanigans


But Neymar

 

[Grifter]

need more fukkery like this

 

[R=G]

Tully Blanchard 's daughter

 

[puppetmaster]

need more fukkery like this

You'da thought I was cheering during the Super Bowl with how I was hoping Taker would do it. That segment was classic because they had him red in the face with embarrassment out there


The Austin "if there's one thing I can't stand" bit is great too


-P-

 

[puppetmaster]

man I quit

 

[Green Ranger]

Happy b-day to me damm I feel
Cant believe im 29 damm fukkin time fly. Hope all the father out there enjoying there father day

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

okay so you have xavier woods turn on the funkadactyls by calling them hair hats and saying that they can't appreciate an educated man such as himself. just reference any tlr thread for an idea of the promo he'd cut. the next week he shows up with natalya(because fukk it why not turn her heel its not like anyone gives a fukk) and they become a thing. she interferes in his matches and he gets a little winning streak. she has a match for the divas's title and xaviers banned from ringside because *generic authority figure with a Legends contract* thinks that he'll interfere. so natties losing the match but then bailey debuts and helps her win the title. bailey joins xavier and natties team and xavier's new nickname is "the honky donk man".

idk the phrase "honky donk man" was stuck in my head.

 

[Duthty Rhodeth]

The thellth thea thellth dawn bah da thea thore.

 

[ML29]

 

[puppetmaster]

http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/game-bigger-than-me-video-new-video.29194.html


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