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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCOaI06zAvg
*turns on DVR recording of TSCM2013*
(without all the edits that will come on the DVD version)
Backup announcers MannyManhattan and Dr. Omega welcome everyone to TSC Stadium for the preshow. The Colicash contestants go all out for the full hour, with PopOnCloud taking the biggest bumps that wowed the arriving crowd. In the end, Jackson Leroy Briggs comes away with the brand spanking new colicash attaché.
Manny and Dr. say farewell. The screen goes blank. FBI warning comes on the screen. Then a shot moving through space, with 80s music in the background. The letters T S C shine onto the screen with the voiceover: The recognized symbol of excellence in IWC entertainment.
Singh and Marc Mero sing the TSC Anthem:[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCh8Mbo_vy0[/ame]
Then a montage of all the promos and fukkery between tonight's TSC Superstars. Then 2pac's song hits with the voiceover "And now, Scores Gentleman's Club presents... TSC Mania 2013!!". Crocodile and Riley welcome us as mad pyro goes off.
In the curtain jerker, Kostibros grabs that flag at 17:51.
Then Scott Steiner beats Scott_Steiner by submission at 8:50, when Hollywood Hogan ran in to help him when the ref was distracted.
Honga pins L.E. at 6:00, after both were dragged to the ring and forced to fulfill their contract duties.
Statumuhammed battled Cena Is Pure Garbage back and forth, but then CIPG got the pin at 21:45 when he hit Statu with the flying crossbody.
TruEpic08 pins Henzo at 14:11.
Ace Money squashes Aqua City Boy, and wins by pinfall at 7:11.
Lucky Madman gets disqualified at 18:56, when he uses a sledgehammer wrapped with barbwire to smash Scotch repeatedly. The 80,000 in attendance are in shock at his madness.
I Hate You pins Boriquaking at 7:30.
Htown Bum squashes WHOAMYGOODNESS, and makes him tap at 5:55.
FiremanBK wins the TSC European title over KG, at :30 by pinfall when FBK runs the ropes for 15 seconds and jumps to deliver "the most powerful splash in history".
Resident Lesbian wins the TSC Women's title, by pinfall at 13:49.
Lafraud James stunners both Turek and Lannister, and walks out with inflatable AJ. Then he starts to have sex with the plastic doll on the stage, before refs and road agents had to stop him and arrest him for public indecency
Jmare007 squashes the fukk out of Facebook, and wins by pinfall at 9:00. Afterwards, his favourite football club joins him in the celebration, and they all take turns drinking champagne out of the 2008 Liberators Cup.
The TSChield annihilates the 4 jobbers they faced in the elimination 8 man tag. Brad was eliminated at 3:45, Push Man at 7:51, PD at 11:40, and jdash at 14:55. Hoss got the final pin. No TSChielders were eliminated.
Grifter pins jack at 2:00, due to jack's distraction when this pic came on the TSCTron:
We Ready retains his .GIF Title by pinfall at 25:30.
Cobratron over captaincharisma by submission at 12:48
luckyse7ens bodyslams g-ice thru the Cell, then pins him for the win at 27:30.
Then is the intermission, with a live performance by Singh and SmarkMero. They sing I'm Real by Ja and J-Lo, followed by Cruisin by Smokey Robinson, then end their show with I Got You Babe. Crowd is at their "togetherness".
3Rivers pins DBG at 15:59, after blinding him with spraypaint.
Harrow wins with a headshot using an iron phallus while the ref was turned. Pinfall at 18:30.
After a scooter brings Swiggy from the parking lot to the ring, he faces TGO in a slobberknocker. Literally. Match had to be paused so ring crew can clean the slobber that made the ring slippery. Then TGO wins at 27:20 by submission.
Hollywood Hogan wins the TSC Title, by pinfall at :13, by Fingerpoke of Doom.
Then the M.E.:
*Alexander The Great runs in and attacks Kind Gentleman*
*R=G recovers and goes to hit Krack with the helmet when the lights go out*
*The lights come on and TSC Puro is in the ring surrounding both men*
*True Epic goes face to face with Krackdagawd, with the Puro gang turning their attention to him as well*
*Beautiful Bobby turns around and Yakuza kicks R=G*
*Krack stands Shocked as TSC puro destroys R=G and Alex the great"
*Honga and Don Rhymus hold R=G as True Epic holds a chair in front of R=G's face and Krack smiles, throws up the Kliq sign nails a thunderous Superkick!*
*Krack makes the cover for the three*
* The TSC Kliq and TSC Puro celebrate over R=G with beer and bytches while poppin beer bottles of the ridges in the magneto helmet as the show closes*
(without all the edits that will come on the DVD version)
Backup announcers MannyManhattan and Dr. Omega welcome everyone to TSC Stadium for the preshow. The Colicash contestants go all out for the full hour, with PopOnCloud taking the biggest bumps that wowed the arriving crowd. In the end, Jackson Leroy Briggs comes away with the brand spanking new colicash attaché.
Manny and Dr. say farewell. The screen goes blank. FBI warning comes on the screen. Then a shot moving through space, with 80s music in the background. The letters T S C shine onto the screen with the voiceover: The recognized symbol of excellence in IWC entertainment.
Singh and Marc Mero sing the TSC Anthem:[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCh8Mbo_vy0[/ame]
Then a montage of all the promos and fukkery between tonight's TSC Superstars. Then 2pac's song hits with the voiceover "And now, Scores Gentleman's Club presents... TSC Mania 2013!!". Crocodile and Riley welcome us as mad pyro goes off.
In the curtain jerker, Kostibros grabs that flag at 17:51.
Then Scott Steiner beats Scott_Steiner by submission at 8:50, when Hollywood Hogan ran in to help him when the ref was distracted.
Honga pins L.E. at 6:00, after both were dragged to the ring and forced to fulfill their contract duties.
Statumuhammed battled Cena Is Pure Garbage back and forth, but then CIPG got the pin at 21:45 when he hit Statu with the flying crossbody.
TruEpic08 pins Henzo at 14:11.
Ace Money squashes Aqua City Boy, and wins by pinfall at 7:11.
Lucky Madman gets disqualified at 18:56, when he uses a sledgehammer wrapped with barbwire to smash Scotch repeatedly. The 80,000 in attendance are in shock at his madness.
I Hate You pins Boriquaking at 7:30.
Htown Bum squashes WHOAMYGOODNESS, and makes him tap at 5:55.
FiremanBK wins the TSC European title over KG, at :30 by pinfall when FBK runs the ropes for 15 seconds and jumps to deliver "the most powerful splash in history".
Resident Lesbian wins the TSC Women's title, by pinfall at 13:49.
Lafraud James stunners both Turek and Lannister, and walks out with inflatable AJ. Then he starts to have sex with the plastic doll on the stage, before refs and road agents had to stop him and arrest him for public indecency
Jmare007 squashes the fukk out of Facebook, and wins by pinfall at 9:00. Afterwards, his favourite football club joins him in the celebration, and they all take turns drinking champagne out of the 2008 Liberators Cup.
The TSChield annihilates the 4 jobbers they faced in the elimination 8 man tag. Brad was eliminated at 3:45, Push Man at 7:51, PD at 11:40, and jdash at 14:55. Hoss got the final pin. No TSChielders were eliminated.
Grifter pins jack at 2:00, due to jack's distraction when this pic came on the TSCTron:
We Ready retains his .GIF Title by pinfall at 25:30.
Cobratron over captaincharisma by submission at 12:48
luckyse7ens bodyslams g-ice thru the Cell, then pins him for the win at 27:30.
Then is the intermission, with a live performance by Singh and SmarkMero. They sing I'm Real by Ja and J-Lo, followed by Cruisin by Smokey Robinson, then end their show with I Got You Babe. Crowd is
at their "togetherness".3Rivers pins DBG at 15:59, after blinding him with spraypaint.
Harrow wins with a headshot using an iron phallus while the ref was turned. Pinfall at 18:30.
After a scooter brings Swiggy from the parking lot to the ring, he faces TGO in a slobberknocker. Literally. Match had to be paused so ring crew can clean the slobber that made the ring slippery. Then TGO wins at 27:20 by submission.
Hollywood Hogan wins the TSC Title, by pinfall at :13, by Fingerpoke of Doom.
Then the M.E.:
*Alexander The Great runs in and attacks Kind Gentleman*
*R=G recovers and goes to hit Krack with the helmet when the lights go out*
*The lights come on and TSC Puro is in the ring surrounding both men*
*True Epic goes face to face with Krackdagawd, with the Puro gang turning their attention to him as well*
*Beautiful Bobby turns around and Yakuza kicks R=G*
*Krack stands Shocked as TSC puro destroys R=G and Alex the great"
*Honga and Don Rhymus hold R=G as True Epic holds a chair in front of R=G's face and Krack smiles, throws up the Kliq sign nails a thunderous Superkick!*
*Krack makes the cover for the three*
* The TSC Kliq and TSC Puro celebrate over R=G with beer and bytches while poppin beer bottles of the ridges in the magneto helmet as the show closes*
*
The streak begins...
