TSC In Your Computer: Heatwave

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OH shyt!!! IT'S RICH "BOBCAT" PRYOR!!! THE UNCHAINED WILDCAT!!! I've heard that he's a boxing legend. He's beaten many of the greats like Mel "jewdaddy" brooks, the reeves brothers, and "dienstein" gene wilder. Youngcj is probably gonna have to write his will before the match because it looks like this is just gonna be a squash match for the old bobcat.

:pryor5
u got dat right fo sho! cause he dealin wit rich muthaphukkin BOBCAT pryor!
im like my nicca dolemite cause dis sunday da only thing he gunna see are ambulance lites!
 

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I FORGOT ABOUT THAT, BROTHER! :lupe:

IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS, I RECOMMEND A STIPULATION FOR THIS MATCH, DUDE! SINCE I HAVE THIS DEBILITATING INJURY, I SUGGEST BOBBY EATIN HAVE ONE HAND TIED BEHIND HIS BACK, MEAN GENE!

ALSO BOOKERMAN, IT'S NOT TIME FOR THIS KID TO GO OVER, BROTHER! I'LL GIVE HIM THE RUB BUT I'M NOT LAYING DOWN, DUDE!


How about a Coal Miners Glove match instead :youngsabo:
 

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TALK YOURSELF INTO A SHOWER, BROTHER! WHY DON'T YOU TATTOO SOME MUSCLES ON YOURSELF, MUNCHKIN?

MAKE IT A SAUNA MATCH!!! A match where you both wrestle in a sauna, ring provides obviously. After each and every minute or five whichever, the sauna will get hotter and hotter. The winner is the one who does it the normal way or Whoever doesn't faint from heat exhaustion.
 

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A sauna match? A muthaf.... A sauna match?

That's it, your favorite 80's babyface's favorite 80's babyface, Prince Wolf is officially in this. I'm gonna do TSC, and the world at large a favor by dropkicking this chump's head into the 5th row.

That's right, I'm throwing my hat in the ring for this battle royal. And with the fans behind me, I'm gonna take these two feet and boot this mouth breathing, knuckle dragging mongoloid back into irrelevance!

My name is Prince Wolf, and I'm doin' it for the people!

...

... Dropkick!
 

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A sauna match? A muthaf.... A sauna match?

That's it, your favorite 80's babyface's favorite 80's babyface, Prince Wolf is officially in this. I'm gonna do TSC, and the world at large a favor by dropkicking this chump's head into the 5th row.

That's right, I'm throwing my hat in the ring for this battle royal. And with the fans behind me, I'm gonna take these two feet and boot this mouth breathing, knuckle dragging mongoloid back into irrelevance!

My name is Prince Wolf, and I'm doin' it for the people!

...

... Dropkick!

...or you can join in on the inferno match with me and Riley. It'd be much more efficient than that man.


Ad can you think of any better ideas man?
 

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You salty cos I pinned you clean in the last PPV. Have a seat, little boy.

Hey KG, don't forget to book TSC Fall Brawl:Wargames after this, in September.

You're disappointing as a booker so far. Let's see how your obese ass does. Don't forget to import all the logos from TSCMania when you show the final card.

And remember who the champs are. Aside from Fireman taking your title, Hogan is the TSC Champ. Plus there's an avimaker champ and woman's champ, check the other thread. Continuity, son.

:damn:


I'm 221 and over 6 feet sir, far from obese. Outside of the TSC European title(that I created) I don't want any symbols of TSCMania involved with this.



Only about 30% of your post is understandable. Do you read what you type before hit the submit button? :laff:
 

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OH shyt!!! IT'S RICH "BOBCAT" PRYOR!!! THE UNCHAINED WILDCAT!!! I've heard that he's a boxing legend. He's beaten many of the greats like Mel "jewdaddy" brooks, the reeves brothers, and "dienstein" gene wilder. Youngcj is probably gonna have to write his will before the match because it looks like this is just gonna be a squash match for the old bobcat.

:pryor5
u got dat right fo sho! cause he dealin wit rich muthaphukkin BOBCAT pryor!
im like my nicca dolemite cause dis sunday da only thing he gunna see are ambulance lites!

I see you got a valet now, huh? :pachaha:

Hell, we can make this a 2 on 1. :jawalrus:
 

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I'm 221 and over 6 feet sir, far from obese. Outside of the TSC European title(that I created) I don't want any symbols of TSCMania involved with this.

You sure you don't want to drop a pound and make this a TSC Cruiserweight Title triple threat match? :patrice:

I'm well under the limit (210-215), and I'm sure that @firemanBk (THAT disrespectful heathen) can't be over the limit.

If you don't, it doesn't matter. I'm winning anyway. The finish is already preordained, you're just holding on to the last vestiges of a fantasy. :danielsfu:
 
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...or you can join in on the inferno match with me and Riley. It'd be much more efficient than that man.


Ad can you think of any better ideas man?



Firstly, it just wouldn't be fair. That brillo pad on top of your head would go up in flames faster than Richard Pryor freebasing coke & drinking 151 proof (no disrespect Mr. Pryor :salute:).

Secondly, it looks like the battle royal's going on last, and what better way to debut than in the Main Event?

Thirdly, while I get you trying to incorporate a "fire" theme into Heatwave (though I may be giving you too much credit there)... Your sauna match idea is basically an inferno match with like, 500% more gay.
 

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Firstly, it just wouldn't be fair. That brillo pad on top of your head would go up in flames faster than Richard Pryor freebasing coke & drinking 151 proof (no disrespect Mr. Pryor :salute:).

Secondly, it looks like the battle royal's going on last, and what better way to debut than in the Main Event?

Thirdly, while I get you trying to incorporate a "fire" theme into Heatwave (though I may be giving you too much credit there)... Your sauna match idea is basically an inferno match with like, 500% more gay.

No, that wasnt the idea, and the inferno match wasnt my idea, the match wasnt either. They're old people, and old people use saunas mostly. So, sauna match.
 
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