TSC In Your Computer: Heatwave

[TrueEpic08]

That's what you want? THATS HOW YOU WANT IT!!!!??! FINE!!!




Triple thread match for both belts..... first fall leads to unified champion. But not just a regular match....a Triple Threat Piñata on a Pole Match.











KG Ross: This has been officially changed to a triple threat Pinta on a Pole match for both titles at once. Piñata, Piñata, Piñata





* @TrueEpic08 @firemanBk and @Kind Gentleman all glance at each other for a weakness *




*KG and BK heel up and attack TrueEpic with furious stomps and punches into the mat*




KG Ross: This is insanity, TrueEpic is clearly being out powered by these two jabowokeez who want to bully him out of the title scene. This is pathetic, i'm disgusted!!! Get the whole lockerroom out here to kick their rear ends!



*TrueEpic rolls out of the ring and finds a baseball bat underneath...remembering that in KG's arrogance, KG forgot to say if the match was No DQ or not*



*TrueEpic in an act of defense strikes both KG and BK with the bat until they can no longer move..he than piles both men on each other and pins them both at once for the 1, 2,3*



:KG Ross: Its OVER TRUEEPIC OVERCAME THE ODDS, SUNUFABETCHQ!!!! He broke them both in half with that bat, that wooden weapon of fury. He split them in two!!!!

 

[Nintendough]

@StarClout Lawler I heard @Ricki Lake Hoe and @Libra Lady were getting dressed in the lockerroom for the Battle Royal later?






Whats the puppy report looking like

 

[StarClout]

@StarClout Lawler I heard @Ricki Lake Hoe and @Libra Lady were getting dressed in the lockerroom for the Battle Royal later?






Whats the puppy report looking like

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[Illeye buckmatic]

He

@TrueEpic is just making his way to the ring for Part 2 of the match. @Kind Gentleman has said he will be impartial for part 2 of the match, but what does that mean for @krackdagawd or any of the other Kliq members?

@firemanBk is sitting ringside with @ThiefyPoo discussing strategy for part 2 of this match

This is gonna be one for the books folks.
@Illeye buckmatic I have to ask you, how will @TrueEpic08 pull an upset here tonight with the Kliq all around him tonight?

He won't

We're back from break I mean if he plays his cards right and watches out for fukkery he has a shot

 

[StarClout]

I'm just getting word that @TrueEpic08 is being ambushed by Kliq members backstage. We've got a camera crew backstage lets take you there now

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Brehs, before coming to the arena,I challenged Austin to a drinking contest. I'm Bob uecker status
Yall gotta call it without me before I have an on purpose accidental wardrobe malfunction
Ima dap yall on my way back up the ramp. If I don't pass out fir....

 

[Nintendough]

@StarClout Lawler & @Illeyebuckmatic Ventura The next bout is an epic one.... we have @krackdagawd vs. @3Rivers in a cage match.









The announcer is about to do introductions...lets listen in breh.





Ladies and Gentlebrehs... The feature singles bout tonight featuring Krack and 3Rivers has arrived....let us feast on this clash of low body fat, multiple women juggling swagger.





Introducing the first combatant....from the land of New Jeruz....built like a brolic warrior with a weight of a thousand suns, the strongest man in TSC. KRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!










*Krack gyrates on random women to irritate out of shape male fans*

 

[StarClout]

@StarClout Lawler & @Illeyebuckmatic Ventura The next bout is an epic one.... we have @krackdagawd vs. @3Rivers in a cage match.









The announcer is about to do introductions...lets listen in breh.





Ladies and Gentlebrehs... The feature singles bout tonight featuring Krack and 3Rivers has arrived....let us feast on this clash of low body fat, multiple women juggling swagger.





Introducing the first combatant....from the land of New Jeruz....built like a brolic warrior with a weight of a thousand suns, the strongest man in TSC. KRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WWF - Shawn Michaels (With Sherri) Theme Songs - YouTube






*Krack gyrates on random women to irritate out of shape male fans*

@Kind Gentleman and @Illeye buckmatic you have to wonder if the longstanding feud between @krackdagawd and @R=G will come into play here. After the loss R=G suffered at TSCMania and the weekly embarassment dished out by Krack and his fellow Kliq members, Krack may have to deal with R=G wanting revenge as well as focusing on @3Rivers in the cage to get the job done here tonight

 

[Nintendough]

KG Ross: Well @StarClout I think that it is highly likely that Erik and his few sympathizers would try something funny but it wouldn't shock me if they got lost on the way to the stage. How many Erik's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ZERO...he would simply eat it. Lets listen in as they announce @3Rivers









The next opponent to come out....from the land of 3 rivers, the image titan, the gif king the prince pic editing.... 3 RIVERS!!!!!!!












KG Ross: What a monster this man is.

 

[StarClout]

KG Ross: Well @StarClout I think that it is highly likely that Erik and his few sympathizers would try something funny but it wouldn't shock me if they got lost on the way to the stage. How many Erik's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ZERO...he would simply eat it. Lets listen in as they announce @3Rivers









The next opponent to come out....from the land of 3 rivers, the image titan, the gif king the prince pic editing.... 3 RIVERS!!!!!!!



WCW Vader 2nd Theme(with Custom tron) - YouTube








KG Ross: What a monster this man is.

This cage match will not be a walk in the park for the TSC Champion @krackdagawd. This one isnt for the faint of heart. You might want to put the kids to bed now folks, cause this is gonna get violent fast

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

*plugs NASA battery into charger*

 

[Swiggy]

I don't think nikkas are appreciating the long term effects tonight will have on the future of our sport

Back to the PPV, bro :smugcena:

 

[StarClout]

@Kind Gentleman another factor @krackdagawd may have to deal with is @TrueEpic08. After Krack helped in the beatdown after Epic became the TSC Undisputed Euroweight Champion in the triple threat between you and @firemanBk, you have to wonder if Epic is looking to cost Krack his coveted TSC Championship in this cage match tonight as revenge. Krack will have to watch his back at all angles to retain here tonight

 

[Nintendough]

This cage match will not be a walk in the park for the TSC Champion @krackdagawd. This one isnt for the faint of heart. You might want to put the kids to bed now folks, cause this is gonna get violent fast

KGRoss: 3Rivers is climbing to the top of this closed cell...wh....why is he doing that? It seems as if a confused Krack is climbing this steel structure to pursue him. Very confusing.....very DANGEROUS this monstrosity could break them into a trillion pieces!!






@StarClout Tell the people how dangerous this is

 

[StarClout]

KGRoss: 3Rivers is climbing to the top of this closed cell...wh....why is he doing that? It seems as if a confused Krack is climbing this steel structure to pursue him. Very confusing.....very DANGEROUS this monstrosity could break them into a trillion pieces!!






@StarClout Tell the people how dangerous this is

This match has shortened careers, it has left competitors broken. No competitor has walked out of this match the same

@Kind Gentleman is that @TrueEpic08 I see at the entrance ramp watching this match from afar?