Trying to talk to a new female over the phone. HOW DO I DEEPEN MY VOICE?

[Smokin Rider]

Be who you are breh, if she don't like you for your voice than fukk that bytch anyway. But speak with your chest

Does remind me of high school tho, I was skipping with my short lil angry homie and called my sister to call in sick to the school for me. She heard my homie in the background and said "I'm not going to call the school so you can be with your lil girlfriend". Dude was mad as hell

 

[Gold]

Asking how to make your voice deep is lame as hell. You said she already wanna fukk breh? You won already lol. I doubt she gonna hear your voice and be like oh no.

You don't know much about women breh

 

[King Jae]

You humans are weak and pathetic. You sit idly by pondering the ways of which you may further waste your aimless lives.

Your thoughts are diminutive and your actions bare no weight. You are but rodents caught in the infinite cycle of death and resurrection. You have no might. Your women despise you and your children grow to become weaker versions of their ancestors; vessels determined to fulfill a life of emptiness as their fathers once did.

Your planet is a cesspool of levity and errant ideas thrown into the lake of forgetfulness, destined to be lost with time. The destruction of your planet will prove to be the perfect allegory of our power and wrath.

You rudimentary beings have wasted the time allotted you. Your consequence is death. The harvest steadily approaches.

...u again...what hole u been hiding in...homies from Sirius B been travelling the multiverse looking for ur scary ass....said u ran from them at the Black Hole Train Awards n shyt...nagas snatched ur chain and relieved u of 3 of ur tentacles...u got till Friday 11pm est for my kush naga

 

[315]

How old are you?

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

nofap, breathing from your diaphgram.

Your vocal chords are a muscle so you have to "lift" there also. Singing then helps. Try singing jazz standards, (sarah vaughn because her range is crazy) especially in the shower when ur voice has been relaxed by the steam. If you smoke weed then youve got it easier because you can feel it more.

When you are prompted to speak, especially in early conversations u playing with the rhythm and time of your responses will help. This means of course to take ur time. Last thing you want is to be rushing the funk and have ur voice crack. Everything in funk happens on the 3.

 

[KamikazePilot]

How old are you 9 start smoking or hit puberty

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

You don't know much about women breh

 

[Sovereign]

your shyt is getting stale nikka.

"Nikka", an errant spelling of the word ******. This word has been used for centuries to demean and psychologically destroy your people. Your true ignorance shows as you utter the word every chance you get.

You move backwards, human. You laugh in the face of progress. You mock it, you despise it. Everything about you is inferior. Regressive. You think this word gives you meaning and power. No. You gain nothing but the ridicule of those infinitely your greater.
You will become agents of our warfare. You will age, you will wither and when we are done with you, you will perish.

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Smoke cigarettes, but of course you know the other side to that

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

"Nikka", an errant spelling of the word ******. This word has been used for centuries to demean and psychologically destroy your people. Your true ignorance shows as you utter the word every chance you get.

You move backwards, human. You laugh in the face of progress. You mock it, you despise it. Everything about you is inferior. Regressive. You think this word gives you meaning and power. No. You gain nothing but the ridicule of those infinitely your greater.
You will become agents of our warfare. You will age, you will wither and when we are done with you, you will perish.

Our people huh Intergalactic c00ning

 

[Redwood]

Our people huh Intergalactic c00ning

 

[SheWantTheD]

"I'm sorry ma'am I must have the wrong number"

Best thing to do is just be yourself.

You gonna change your voice the whole time you're with her?

 

[Clay Puppington]

"Nikka", an errant spelling of the word ******. This word has been used for centuries to demean and psychologically destroy your people. Your true ignorance shows as you utter the word every chance you get.

You move backwards, human. You laugh in the face of progress. You mock it, you despise it. Everything about you is inferior. Regressive. You think this word gives you meaning and power. No. You gain nothing but the ridicule of those infinitely your greater.
You will become agents of our warfare. You will age, you will wither and when we are done with you, you will perish.

I still can't get no Kyries tho?

 

[Columbo]

Lay off the shaft and smoke at least half a pack of cigarettes everyday

 

[FSP]

Lay off the shaft and smoke at least half a pack of cigarettes everyday

The shaft?