Trying to talk to a new female over the phone. HOW DO I DEEPEN MY VOICE?

[FSP]

Always been my fear of talking to females over the phone...

Sometimes people will accidentally dial me and say "I'm sorry ma'am I must have the wrong number"



wtf do I do brehs.

I'm trying to impress her she already wanna fukk..but we've only talked through text.

She wanna hear my voice now and this is where I lose.

I tried holding my nose but that shyt lame as hell. How do you guys deepen your voice?

 

[DJSmooth]

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Asking how to make your voice deep is lame as hell. You said she already wanna fukk breh? You won already lol. I doubt she gonna hear your voice and be like oh no.

 

[Juven]

You have to be your voice.

 

[FSP]

Asking how to make your voice deep is lame as hell. You said she already wanna fukk breh? You won already lol. I doubt she gonna hear your voice and be like oh no.

i don't know breh women are fickle as fukk.

 

[Sex Luthor]

Grow some fukkin nuts

 

[HonoredOne]

Relax and stop overthinking things. A call is just a call, if you wouldn't put this much effort into impressing one of your homeboys or mom over the phone why do it for this girl? @FSP Have some fun, crack some jokes, sprinkle in some charm once ya'll get comfortable, and you should be straight.

 

[HUSSLA'S P.]

Stop jakking off.

 

[Sovereign]

You humans are weak and pathetic. You sit idly by pondering the ways of which you may further waste your aimless lives.

Your thoughts are diminutive and your actions bare no weight. You are but rodents caught in the infinite cycle of death and resurrection. You have no might. Your women despise you and your children grow to become weaker versions of their ancestors; vessels determined to fulfill a life of emptiness as their fathers once did.

Your planet is a cesspool of levity and errant ideas thrown into the lake of forgetfulness, destined to be lost with time. The destruction of your planet will prove to be the perfect allegory of our power and wrath.

You rudimentary beings have wasted the time allotted you. Your consequence is death. The harvest steadily approaches.

 

[horizon]

You humans are weak and pathetic. You sit idly by pondering the ways of which you may further waste your aimless lives.

Your thoughts are diminutive and your actions bare no weight. You are but rodents caught in the infinite cycle of death and resurrection. You have no might. Your women despise you and your children grow to become weaker versions of their ancestors; vessels determined to fulfill a life of emptiness as their fathers once did.

Your planet is a cesspool of levity and errant ideas thrown into the lake of forgetfulness, destined to be lost with time. The destruction of your planet will prove to be the perfect allegory of our power and wrath.

You rudimentary beings have wasted the time allotted you. Your consequence is death. The harvest steadily approaches.

hi @Reaper of Threads

 

[FSP]

Grow some fukkin nuts

that's prolly why my voice so high now nikka. All the T went to my dikk ain't left none for the vocal cords

 

[Jasonmask]

Smoke to get that nice raspy voice or eat some fried food to smooth out the voice all that asking how to deepen your voice shyt sus af

 

[DJSmooth]

You humans are weak and pathetic. You sit idly by pondering the ways of which you may further waste your aimless lives.

Your thoughts are diminutive and your actions bare no weight. You are but rodents caught in the infinite cycle of death and resurrection. You have no might. Your women despise you and your children grow to become weaker versions of their ancestors; vessels determined to fulfill a life of emptiness as their fathers once did.

Your planet is a cesspool of levity and errant ideas thrown into the lake of forgetfulness, destined to be lost with time. The destruction of your planet will prove to be the perfect allegory of our power and wrath.

You rudimentary beings have wasted the time allotted you. Your consequence is death. The harvest steadily approaches.

Not if Master Chief has anything to say about it you Covenant scum!

 

[FSP]

Not if Master Chief has anything to say about it you Covenant scum!

I think it was this dude

 

[Axolotl]

You humans are weak and pathetic. You sit idly by pondering the ways of which you may further waste your aimless lives.

Your thoughts are diminutive and your actions bare no weight. You are but rodents caught in the infinite cycle of death and resurrection. You have no might. Your women despise you and your children grow to become weaker versions of their ancestors; vessels determined to fulfill a life of emptiness as their fathers once did.

Your planet is a cesspool of levity and errant ideas thrown into the lake of forgetfulness, destined to be lost with time. The destruction of your planet will prove to be the perfect allegory of our power and wrath.

You rudimentary beings have wasted the time allotted you. Your consequence is death. The harvest steadily approaches.

your shyt is getting stale nikka.