Trump wants Canada as the 51st state?

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i'm gonna pop bottles when this
cock sucker takes the dirt nap.
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Brah, I got an elaborate barbecue planned. Live bands and servers in my yard.
 

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Canadians burned down the Whitehouse the last time America tried this

but I doubt 99% of americans know that
The British soliders stationed in Canada burned down the white house fukking Canadians didn't do that shyt :skip:
 

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He's never imagined Mexico as the 51st state..Wonder why :mjpls:

Hypothetically, looking at some lists, if it happened (I prefer adding 32 Mexican states version):

- 340M (U.S.) + 140M (Mexico) = 480M population (Combined)

- U.S. (3,618,000 sq miles) + Mexico (760,000 sq miles) =
4,378,000 square miles (Total)

- 5 Mexican cities would enter Top 10 in population (accuracy is off, b/se difficult to find accurate current numbers, so this is 2020 Mexican cities):
1. Mexico City 9.2 M
2. NYC 8.0 M
3. L.A. 3.7 M
4. Chicago 2.6 M
5. Houston 2.3 M
6. Tijuana 2.0 M
7. Puebla 1.7 M
8. Leon 1.7 M
9. Ecatepec 1.6 M
10. Phoenix 1.6 M
 
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"Hey, why don't you worry about your own country?" We always have to watch what them yankees are doing cuz they can't be trusted (ie: voting for a dictator--- twice)
 
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Take us over. Give us the second amendment. Within 5 years you'll understand how Canadians invented war crimes...

When it comes to war, Canadians are a whole other beast. Our conscious goes out the window, and we go into absolute animalistic survival mode.

That and we'll fight in the dead middle of winter with 6 foot snow banks.

Edit - we are also owned by King Charles, so this would trigger a fukkking massive war with all or most of Europe.
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It’s not a terrible idea, more land and resources

But Canada already under the Anglo umbrella it wouldn’t even be necessary
lol at unnecessary war not being a terrible idea. you lot really think highly of yourselves south of the border... all that America's hat talk got to fools. like Canada is coming peacefully. this relatively small nation in comparison to yours has already sonned America once in an armed conflict and actually came out on top. America decided not to teach this part of their history :skip:

Canadians just be minding their business most times but they actually have performed exceedingly well in conflicts.
 
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