This coked out monkey making official statements on Sundays at 9am should be well received by his church-going voter base
But for real what does this psychopath have in store for tomorrow morning???
i'll let the other dudes cook up the more fantastical shyt...
but it's gonna be about killing al-baghdadi. which then of course will transition into about how he
personally destroyed isis (unlike obama) and how great bouncing on the kurds is for america and everyone else. oh, you can't forget how "many people are saying" that trump's doing an incredible job over there, perhaps the best job ever. it's gonna be a whole bunch of self-flagellation.
that's if he stays on script though...and i think he probably will. but if not, he's gonna start whining about the ukraine hoax, fake news, the witch hunt, etc. then he's gonna start bragging about barr opening a criminal investigation and all that.