Man this is a skit right. “I personally been in this room and top secret documents weren’t literally sitting on the floor for everyone to see”
imagine having your house raided. Pictures of dozens of weapons with the serial number filed off, bricks of cocaine and heroin, and the rest of the feds haul on the ground in you’re living room. if you were desperate to explain the pics you’d maybe be like this is all planted or photoshop.
instead your like “your honor, usually that stuff isn’t sitting out on the floor. The feds put it there to make me look worse”