jamelle (@jamellebouie.net)
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shyt to each other

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jamellebouie.net
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shyt to each other
2/35
lawnerd.bsky.social
I have a group text with guys I with whom I went to Afghanistan.
It now consists almost entirely of memes making fun of Signalgate.
3/35
helenkennedy.bsky.social
How clean is your OPSEC?
4/35
major-roadie.bsky.social
Probably better than secdef’s…
5/35
bellaciao007.bsky.social
lol
6/35
orangeclown.bsky.social
I see you mentioned my team
7/35
johnrage.bsky.social
So if this is the signal chat they got caught in, how many more of these are happening now all the time? This has to be a regular operating procedure for these idiots to be using signal for all sorts of communication right? They got caught in this one, but there must be so many more.
8/35
debnewton.bsky.social
I wonder how “deep” the erasure of messages go. It used to be said that once in the Ethernet—always in the Ethernet. Are there any experts who can possibly dig deep and resurrect messages? Just a complete novice wondering here…
9/35
ursaonyourleft.bsky.social
Good question. Years ago I went to a child abuse training where a federal expert taught us which legal filing (subpoena, court order, etc.) was required for different types of online data. They said that many of the apps which redact posts actually archive everything. Does Signal?
10/35
ursaonyourleft.bsky.social
Honestly, I would think if it was an option they would’ve requested it by now. I guess we’ll find out.
11/35
elvis15.bsky.social
And do you think he typed that all out from memory, or did he receive the info elsewhere and then copy/paste it. Nothing says security like copying F-18 strikes to your clipboard.
12/35
marjowil.bsky.social
"I see you're planning a bombing run. Do you need help with that?"
13/35
michelle-inama.bsky.social
“I will say a prayer” to successfully KILL people?! We have a bunch of immature boys in charge. God help us all.
14/35
rubytwill.bsky.social
JD Vance - I will say a prayer for victory FROM MY COUCH.
15/35
unclecracker.bsky.social
… from INSIDE his couch!
16/35
b19wing.bsky.social
Cus he’s humping it like a pig
17/35
rubytwill.bsky.social
That is too vivid a picture!
18/35
b19wing.bsky.social
My bad
19/35
zerojinx.bsky.social
Somehow the visual of JD Vance fukking the couch like a pig is less embarrassing than this text thread. It's also completely legal to fukk the couch where as everything that's transpired within this texting situation is illegal.
20/35
b19wing.bsky.social
It’s a joke for crying out loud I’m trying to make something funny out of this horrible and terrible breach of conduct
21/35
itsdebatable.bsky.social
As an old ER doc that has seen more people take their last breath than I care to recall I’m offended by the cavalier attitude toward taking life. Even enemy combatants being killed, while probably necessary deserves a demeanor consistent with the gravity of the act. These folks are despicable
22/35
seanmorrisuofan.bsky.social
These idiots havent even been in a fight let alone seen someone die.
23/35
meanbaer.bsky.social
I want to know more about the text chats that don’t have a reporter on them. Because if these disappear in a week then there’s no record of any of the shenanigans therefore no liability in court.
24/35
blacswan.bsky.social
No liability and no accountability either. That they are using a well known app designed to delete messages for government business suggests that all manner of unethical and illegal “shenanigans”are going down.That’s by design.
25/35
zerojinx.bsky.social
This is exactly what their counting on. The reporter should have never left the chat. Stayed there quietly until they noticed meanwhile recording everything.
26/35
sueinrockville.bsky.social
We've reached the pathetic excuses stage of #Signalgate
This AM they tried:
This is all being done to embarrass Trump
Then Goldberg revealed the actual texts so now it's:
They were not WAR plans but they were ATTACK plans
See the difference?
Me, neither
These are Federal Crimes
#WhiskyLeaks
Bluesky
Bluesky
27/35
cmmu.bsky.social
These guys are just like young guys playing some role playing video game
28/35
tenaciouseye.bsky.social
29/35
hudsonbay2la.bsky.social
I don't often plan a war, but when I do, I text and use Reply All
30/35
florence111424.bsky.social
Thank you, Jeffrey Goldberg. Not just for being more security conscious than this Administration, but in response to Trump's nasty remarks, I love that you shrugged and said: "It's kind of rude, first they invite me to their chat and then they insult me." I am subscribing to the Atlantic today!
31/35
electingbernie2028.bsky.social
God this is the worst timeline. Only the bigoted and incompetent nincompoops at the Trump admin could make Jeffrey Goldberg into an American hero.
Want to wake up from this nightmare.
32/35
itsme-rlg.bsky.social
Oh the irony of “We are Clean on OPSEC”
33/35
chad-frederick.bsky.social
"Godspeed to our warriors" is the most performative nonsense I've read since the Middle Ages.
34/35
steely3000.bsky.social
They act like they are playing Risk!
35/35
lolamina.bsky.social
This part! To them these aren’t people they’re bombing, just pieces on a board.
To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196

it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shyt to each other
2/35

I have a group text with guys I with whom I went to Afghanistan.
It now consists almost entirely of memes making fun of Signalgate.
3/35

How clean is your OPSEC?
4/35

Probably better than secdef’s…
5/35

lol
6/35

I see you mentioned my team
7/35

So if this is the signal chat they got caught in, how many more of these are happening now all the time? This has to be a regular operating procedure for these idiots to be using signal for all sorts of communication right? They got caught in this one, but there must be so many more.
8/35

I wonder how “deep” the erasure of messages go. It used to be said that once in the Ethernet—always in the Ethernet. Are there any experts who can possibly dig deep and resurrect messages? Just a complete novice wondering here…
9/35

Good question. Years ago I went to a child abuse training where a federal expert taught us which legal filing (subpoena, court order, etc.) was required for different types of online data. They said that many of the apps which redact posts actually archive everything. Does Signal?
10/35

Honestly, I would think if it was an option they would’ve requested it by now. I guess we’ll find out.
11/35

And do you think he typed that all out from memory, or did he receive the info elsewhere and then copy/paste it. Nothing says security like copying F-18 strikes to your clipboard.
12/35

"I see you're planning a bombing run. Do you need help with that?"
13/35

“I will say a prayer” to successfully KILL people?! We have a bunch of immature boys in charge. God help us all.
14/35

JD Vance - I will say a prayer for victory FROM MY COUCH.
15/35

… from INSIDE his couch!
16/35

Cus he’s humping it like a pig
17/35

That is too vivid a picture!
18/35

My bad
19/35

Somehow the visual of JD Vance fukking the couch like a pig is less embarrassing than this text thread. It's also completely legal to fukk the couch where as everything that's transpired within this texting situation is illegal.
20/35

It’s a joke for crying out loud I’m trying to make something funny out of this horrible and terrible breach of conduct
21/35

As an old ER doc that has seen more people take their last breath than I care to recall I’m offended by the cavalier attitude toward taking life. Even enemy combatants being killed, while probably necessary deserves a demeanor consistent with the gravity of the act. These folks are despicable
22/35

These idiots havent even been in a fight let alone seen someone die.
23/35

I want to know more about the text chats that don’t have a reporter on them. Because if these disappear in a week then there’s no record of any of the shenanigans therefore no liability in court.
24/35

No liability and no accountability either. That they are using a well known app designed to delete messages for government business suggests that all manner of unethical and illegal “shenanigans”are going down.That’s by design.
25/35

This is exactly what their counting on. The reporter should have never left the chat. Stayed there quietly until they noticed meanwhile recording everything.
26/35

We've reached the pathetic excuses stage of #Signalgate
This AM they tried:
This is all being done to embarrass Trump
Then Goldberg revealed the actual texts so now it's:
They were not WAR plans but they were ATTACK plans
See the difference?
Me, neither
These are Federal Crimes
#WhiskyLeaks
Bluesky
Bluesky
27/35

These guys are just like young guys playing some role playing video game
28/35

29/35

I don't often plan a war, but when I do, I text and use Reply All
30/35

Thank you, Jeffrey Goldberg. Not just for being more security conscious than this Administration, but in response to Trump's nasty remarks, I love that you shrugged and said: "It's kind of rude, first they invite me to their chat and then they insult me." I am subscribing to the Atlantic today!
31/35

God this is the worst timeline. Only the bigoted and incompetent nincompoops at the Trump admin could make Jeffrey Goldberg into an American hero.
Want to wake up from this nightmare.
32/35

Oh the irony of “We are Clean on OPSEC”
33/35

"Godspeed to our warriors" is the most performative nonsense I've read since the Middle Ages.
34/35

They act like they are playing Risk!
35/35

This part! To them these aren’t people they’re bombing, just pieces on a board.
To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196