Tried making cookies....(Pics of Disaster)

[ORDER_66]

how you fail at making cookies..... butter the pan, make it real slick, places pieces semi equal distant space from each other, heat oven to 300 degrees... then toast til they are golden brown... its fukking easy...

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

Fascinating

Cause in that same picture I see a short armed reptile like monster

I was bout to say it looked like a dead pony with syphilis

 

[Milk N Cookies]

True shyt. But she was out and didn't want to disturb her. Thought I knew what i was doing lol

me too thats where i fukked up. i had too much batter in the bunt cake pan... my shyt was bubbing over when it started to rise... my momma was like 'Maybe next time you need to try a box cake instead of homemade... '
my dad was low key talkin shyt '...its good but....'

im lookin like feelings all hurt... But i'd love to do it again. The batter was perfect, just shoulda made two cakes instead of trying to make 1. lesson learned.

 

[shutterguy]

Should have gotten an escort to make them, now you out here baking puppy vomit.

nikka......



Were you really trying to make only 3 cookies out of a pack of 24? I only see 13 chocolate chips in that mass of wasted potential

Fix your oven rack nikka..there's NO reason for all your cookiee dough to be huddled up in the corner of the pan like abuse victims

Fascinating

Cause in that same picture I see a short armed reptile like monster

Looks like rudolph got ran over by a semi

the Coli never disappoints when you post something that you fukked up.

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

nikka......



Were you really trying to make only 3 cookies out of a pack of 24? I only see 13 chocolate chips in that mass of wasted potential

Fix your oven rack nikka..there's NO reason for all your cookiee dough to be huddled up in the corner of the pan like abuse victims

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

 

[WaddupDoe!]

Bruh that shyt looks like a cross between a wiener dog & ant eater.

 

[FappleMeOff]

how you fail at making cookies..... butter the pan, make it real slick, places pieces semi equal distant space from each other, heat oven to 300 degrees... then toast til they are golden brown... its fukking easy...

I messed up an ingredient nikka.

get off my back

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Make the rest of the cookies and give it to the homeless.

shyt the homeless wouldn't eat that shyt.
hit op with the
"nah I'm good, ima check this dumpster"

 

[scarlxrd]

 

[shutterguy]

shyt the homeless wouldn't eat that shyt.
hit op with the
"nah I'm good, ima check this dumpster"

cats is just ruthless tonight

 

[FappleMeOff]

shyt the homeless wouldn't eat that shyt.
hit op with the
"nah I'm good, ima check this dumpster"

fuuuuuuuuck

 

[kp404]

negged. Next time use wikipedia or youtube if you can't bake :tard2:

 

[Ello_Vee]

UPDATE: So my mom came home and she told me that I put POWDERED SUGAR instead of FLOUR....but she didn't put any damn labels on anything so I didn't know the difference...

OP, happened to me when I was a young kid and went to babysit at some lady's house. I walked in and she says "I told the kids you'd make them brownies."

Ok, easy. Except no box in sight. She expected them homemade, didn't take out any ingredients, and didn't have labels on any of her containers. Turned out what I thought was her flour was really Bisquik! They got a brick, not brownies.
Served her right for taking advantage of a good young babysitter like that!

 

[FappleMeOff]

OP, happened to me when I was a young kid and went to babysit at some lady's house. I walked in and she says "I told the kids you'd make them brownies."

Ok, easy. Except no box in sight. She expected them homemade, didn't take out any ingredients, and didn't have labels on any of her containers. Turned out what I thought was her flour was really Bisquik! They got a brick, not brownies.
Served her right for taking advantage of a good young babysitter like that!

damn.