Transformers: Age of Extinction New Trailer

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Wait, so you based your opinion on this movie off a bootleg that you only watched 2 scenes of

If you seen one you seen them all. Autobots vs. Decepticons and the US government vs. all of them. Throw in corny human interaction and there you go. You really think I'm gonna waste almost 3 hours on this fukkery again? Unless they get a new director with a new storyline and plot ideas I'm never watching another Transformers movie. I will always love the first one but the last 2 were shyt and this one is no different because it follows the exact same story. And they've clearly run out of ideas so Bay and whoever else wrote that movie just said fukk it and started pulling shyt out of their asses. And of course Bay was like


I want more explosions.

 

[NYC Rebel]

I downloaded a cam just for fukks sake. I skimmed briefly and saw 2 scenes. The first one was some fat black woman playing your obligatory loud fat black woman c00n role arguing with Walberg..

Then I skipped to the end. Prime gives another lame speech/lecture babbling on about nothingness but when Mark Walberg says in a generic kiddy voice "will we ever see you again".. I was like

Then Prime rockets into outer space...


Where are all these random transformers coming from and how advanced can they be if they can't conquer earth?
WHY Do the autobots give a shyt about humans at this point?
WHY Don't the decepticons build a base/fort/station on mars, build a army and come back properly.

Earth should be in ruins at this point. If the autobot/decepticon battles destroyed cyberton they why isn't earth looking the same.


I AINT WATCHING THIS BULLshyt.

Dog...I went to see it...shyt was pure trash.

Prime getting his ass beat only for a human with an alien gun to put in that work Prime himself couldn't put in.

The entire humans and transformers suddenly being shoulder to shoulder when fighting pissed me the fukk off.

I swear, they tried to turn Transformers into Jason Bourne meets a few robots. shyt was trash. I couldn't connect with the human element at ALL.

 

[NYC Rebel]

This might have been the worst movie I have ever spent $12 on in my life.

If you're not going to respect my opinion and cry about how I'm a movie snob or I shouldn't have been expecting The Godfather then shut the fukk up and don't read this.

For the record I saw it in non 3D IMAX. I can't imagine that 3D would have made it anymore enjoyable.

Mind numbing action with no breaks, embarrassingly cheesy dialogue, predictable one liners, melodramatic bullshyt and about an hour too long.

It was all there.....Michael Bay's signature hero intro shots, helicopters quickly diving to the left or right, flares seemingly coming out of nowhere, picturesque landscapes...NONE of it helped.

The action scenes were tight. But some of the shyt was just outlandish. Like when Optimus Prime ( I believe it was him, can't remember now) had the girl in his hand and he broke through the truck. You could clearly see that she would have surely died from that. I mean...I understanding talking alien robots requires some suspension of belief...but you have to ground it in some sort of reality for it to work. And shyt like this constantly took me out of the movie.

It's almost like Michael Bay should be allowed to shoot all of his action scenes and should have the B crew shoot the dialogue and story scenes. But then again....not even Scorcese can make "We don't have a home dad....it blew up" sound like a Oscar worthy line.

"Police training, prior to my MBA"

"Where is your warrant? My face is my warrant"

Man. fukk this movie. fukk Hollywood. And fukk Hasbro for selling out and ruining my childhood.

The original movie is still the best in the series.

**random Asian dude in elevator finding his inner Jackie Chan skill set**

 

[RammerJammer]

I liked it, but it was too damn long, I was contemplating Track1ing out of the theater it's like I think it's over then another 10 minutes of explosions go down.

 

[Ayo]

**random Asian dude in elevator finding his inner Jackie Chan skill set**

I'd bet he's some sort of Chinese action star or something? Can anyone confirm? And was that dude in the car a Chinese pop star? The one on the guitar?

I hope this trend of Hollywood pandering to the Chinese market and the Chinese investors stops. Immediately. Otherwise Avengers 4 could very well take place in China.

 

[Ayo]

Nikka your childhood was about selling toys


the ENTIRE transformers franchise plot and story was to sell plastic toys to little boys


Just be happy we live in an age where we can CGI piff like this

When are we going to get a decent He-Man movie?

It's in development hell again.

 

[NYC Rebel]

I'd bet he's some sort of Chinese action star or something? Can anyone confirm? And was that dude in the car a Chinese pop star? The one on the guitar?

I hope this trend of Hollywood pandering to the Chinese market and the Chinese investors stops. Immediately. Otherwise Avengers 4 could very well take place in China.

I'm still laughing at how some random dude suddenly turns into Master Killer. shyt reminded me of being a young NYC kid thinking every asian dude could whoop your ass cuz of the Karate flicks that came on every Saturday Afternoon.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

I'd bet he's some sort of Chinese action star or something? Can anyone confirm? And was that dude in the car a Chinese pop star? The one on the guitar?

I hope this trend of Hollywood pandering to the Chinese market and the Chinese investors stops. Immediately. Otherwise Avengers 4 could very well take place in China.

They got it covered.Some parts of Age Of Ultron takes place in Korea

http://vk.com/video-28416224_168082214?list=e11751e4678479e373&og=1

 

[Rekkapryde]

Just saw this piff tonite.

Movie is at least a 7/10 due to the Dinobots alone.

A nikka almost shed a tear seeing Grimlock, Snarl, Sludge, Swoop, and Slag on screen. That shyt was beautiful.

Thank you Bay......

 

[Rekkapryde]

What else had me like was when Optimus and the other Autobots were fighting Galvatron and Stinger they were dematerializing whenever they were attacked. Even when Galvatron awakened the other Decepticons they did the same thing. All of a sudden in the final fight, the Decepticons decided to stop dematerializing and where getting blow up and ripped in half.

Bay Da Gawd don't give a fukk about a plothole nikka!!!!

 

[HipHopStan]

When are we going to get a decent He-Man movie?

It's in development hell again.

It's been in development hell for over a decade now.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

It's been in development hell for over a decade now.

What is it developing? Dust and cobwebs?

 

[TheNig]

shyt was straight. But man that shyt was long as hell.

 

[NYC Rebel]

Just saw this piff tonite.

Movie is at least a 7/10 due to the Dinobots alone.

A nikka almost shed a tear seeing Grimlock, Snarl, Sludge, Swoop, and Slag on screen. That shyt was beautiful.

Thank you Bay......

Glad you enjoyed the five minutes they were on the film only to act like Optimus trained bytch. You wasn't shedding tears for the real Grimlock who was the ultimate wildcard on the cartoon. That wasn't Grimlock bruh. That was Secretariat that breathed fire

 

[lightskin jermaine]

**random Asian dude in elevator finding his inner Jackie Chan skill set**

me and my girl both looked at each other and shook our heads at that part.

i agree with those who said the movie was too long. i was ready to dip around the time lockdown found out his trophy's were gone. seeing the dinobots didn't even make the movie good to me.