Yes the trailer is busy to the point of being physically exhausting, the turtle designs look a little visually unpleasant, and the action is so frenetic that it’s difficult to follow. But it’s nice to remember sometimes that these films are supposed to be for kids. Back in 1987, no one complained that Masters of the Universe wasn’t dark-and-gritty enough for older He-Man fans. I am always a little amused when I run into parents annoyed that they can’t show their kids Michael Bay’s Transformers films because of their uber-violence and adult-skewing profanity/salaciousness.
Yes, I am aware of the hypocrisy of such a statement coming from someone who just celebrated the 25th anniversary a “not for kids” Batman film. But the fact remains that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie will live or die at the box office not on the strength of audiences just over/under my age who harbor warm-and-fuzzy feelings toward the franchise but rather the copious young children who think the film looks like a “radical” good time regardless of how they first discovered the franchise.
Those of us film nerds arguing for source fidelity or worrying that it won’t work for us are perhaps missing the point. We had our Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. If the series must continue, we should at least let today’s kids have their version. I hope it’s “good,” but my childhood will be just fine if it isn’t. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opens from Paramount on August 8th. As always, we’ll see.