Trailer for Slender Man (2018)

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Lemme guess, cliche jump scares, loud music where there should be creepy silence, and shytty CGI where they could have easily used practical makeup effects. No one knows how to make a good horror movie anymore.
 

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Anybody seeing it? Ill probably see it if moviepass comes through
 
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A friend of mine asked me to see this, which may or may not happen.....

She didn't think Hereditary looked interesting enough to se see....but she's all over Slender Man. I don't have the heart to tell her it will be a C list movie at best.
 

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yeah...this was trash...might even be worse than that strangers of the night joint earlier in the year...I thought that was garbage too...cliche scares...and it didn't help since I went to an afternoon showing, all the fukking kids talking and screaming and shyt. I thought this might have at least been as interesting as the documentary on the subject...but nope...straight ass cheeks...slender man more of a :sitdown: than a :demonic:
 

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I almost went to get some use out of this moviepass card off the strength of Jeremy jahns giving it a "good time no alcohol required"

 

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he must've been high then...shyt was boring as fukk.

the effects were on some amateur shyt...the CGI looked terrible. There's a scene where the board thinks she's pregnant with Slender Man's seed and branches/vines come out...shyt was so bad it looked like The Wolverine's test screening footage.

There's another meme like scene where the broad think the guy she's bout to fukk is turning into the slender man, and the effects are on some youtube level shyt.
 

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I would've just made a movie about a few demonic kids who blame their demonic acts on Slender Man and then maybe make it slightly ambiguous in the end on whether he's real :yeshrug:

This was trash.
 
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