I used to work in Panama City and also had to drive back and forth to Dothan on assignments for my job man that whole area is the sticks. One time I was out in the boonies of that area and this teenage white girl was riding a horse bareback on the side of the road so I pulled over and said hey you wanna race? She said sure so I started off slow and the horse like took over on some fukk the rider imma show this nikker wassup and galloped from the side of the road over into my lane trying to push me off the fukking road
That horse had no fear.
I posted it on YouTube cause while I was steering with one hand, I was recording that shyt with the other hand, had up to a 100k views with about 500 comments of white folks cursing me out and the little girl for racing
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saw a grey panther cross the road. that motherfukker body was built like a bulldog. holy shyt the muscles on that cat looked roided out and it was big as a labrador. looking like panthera from Thundercats man.
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one of the houses i went to for my job, the owner had an artic wolf chilling under her house on stilts and a timberwolf inside one of her trailers. that mothafukka was almost as big as them direwolfs from game of thrones. how is owning them shyts even legal and why would you in this heat?