Took the biggest L of my life last night

[Ineedmoney504]

what yo black ass need to do it get some oranges and put them in a stocking like in that Martin movie, give yourself brusies. tell that bish to move out, or buy u a new macbook on a credit card or u finna tell her mama she beat u in ur sleep with a 2x4

 

[jking23258]

Should have gave her the Ocho Headbutt

 

[mcellas]

@ you just acceptin dat crazy bird shyt and kim.

nikka you betta break dat hoe jaw or somethin. Kinda chump soup you marinatin in breh?

Break her Jaw then go to jail lose my job career car apt and life an end up with an ol 6'3 240 lbs nikka as my cell mate

 

[mcellas]

This thread kept me out of jail thanks brehs

 

[mcellas]

End of the story she got it fixed at the apple store they basically put a new case on it so my HD was saved after she got it fixed I left her I had to go brehs

 

[joeychizzle]

oh my gaawwwwddddddd
I'm not even an Apple fan but
I would've tied her up and done some morally damning shyt
like that russian bish that tied a man up for three days when he tried robbin the store

 

[Cacs R Us]

Trash is as trash does.

 

[b@squ1@t]

the first page of this shyt with every post OP makes havin tapatalk 2 under it got me

 

[b@squ1@t]

but on another note dude is stronger than me i woulda put that bytch in the dope fiend and let the darkness envelope her off pure instinct


or at the very least taken her most prized possession and hulksmashed that shyt

 

[NSSVO]

I was in a bad place when I threw my two cents in there. Glad you listened to the mature individuals.

 

[mcellas]

I was in a bad place when I threw my two cents in there. Glad you listened to the mature individuals.

All is well breh

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

she'd end up in one of these

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

how it would have went down with me....tried to stay calm when I saw it...

It's just my laptop....I can get another one maybe. Naw its a mac laptop atleast a G....

...she would have been talking mad shyt to me too...that's when the inner IKE unleashed

followed by several

and ended with a