Tony Soprano and Artie Bucco Being Rejected

[Robbie3000]

Artie

Remember when the girls soccer coach was sleeping with a player... Artie acting like he was gonna busts his gun and in the end he begged Tony not to hurt him... p*ssy

Then Tony hemmed him up and kicked him out of the bing

Dude was always insecure about choosing a square life when all his friends were in the game.

Although, in one of his fever dreams, Tony’s highschool coach was berating him for hanging around the wrong crowd...especially Artie. So maybe he was badass in High School?

 

[Lootpack]

I really liked the Adriana character. Wish fbi didnt catch her slipping

fukkin rat.

 

[bigillwill06]

Then Tony hemmed him up and kicked him out of the bing

Dude was always insecure about choosing a square life when all his friends were in the game.

Although, in one of his fever dreams, Tony’s highschool coach was berating him for hanging around the wrong crowd...especially Artie. So maybe he was badass in High School?

Remember when Tonys other old friend the gambling addict was around and tony tells AJ "Back in the days these two were the fukkin man, now they aint shyt" basically
Also when he was after adrianna and the nikka goes "I could got her if I still had my hair" then tony shytted on that too like "hell no you couldnt have artie, shes a young goil"

 

[Lootpack]

What was Artie trying to accomplish with them ear piercings

 

[dtownreppin214]

What was Artie trying to accomplish with them ear piercings

brehs yall got me in tears.

 

[Robbie3000]

Remember when Tonys other old friend the gambling addict was around and tony tells AJ "Back in the days these two were the fukkin man, now they aint shyt" basically
Also when he was after adrianna and the nikka goes "I could got her if I still had my hair" then tony shytted on that too like "hell no you couldnt have artie, shes a young goil"

if I had my hair

Artie was basically the Al Bundy of the bunch. He reached his zenith in high school.

 

[MrRDU]

Charmaine was She killing Carmela

 

[re'up]

Tony was like "She's 23 years old Artie....come on" in that kind but incredulous tone, and Artie, drunk and lamenting goes

"If I had my hair..."

 

[R=G]

fukkin rat.

Best body for a long time though. Russian girl was the prettiest though.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

artie is one of the most awkward tv characters of all-time. just a weird weird dude.

"If I had that hair "

*rubs Christophuh's shoulders*

 

[Lootpack]

Best body for a long time though. Russian girl was the prettiest though.

Isabella from S1 was hands down the prettiest on the show.

Russian bytch was not cute at all to me. I'm amazed how she lasted five seasons in.

 

[General Mills]

Best body for a long time though. Russian girl was the prettiest though.

The crazy Mercedes saleswomen Tony was fukking Omg she was bad as fukk.


To me it was her. Then Isabella from season 1. Then Adrianna. Special mention to Charmaine

 

[Lootpack]

The crazy Mercedes saleswomen Tony was fukking Omg she was bad as fukk.


To me it was her. Then Isabella from season 1. Then Adrianna. Special mention to Charmaine

Boss lady from Commendatori and Christofah's stripper bytch Tony was fukkin in Kennedy and Heidi

 

[Paper Boi]

fukk that snitch, but she was a real one.

 

[Duke_Droese]

charmaine had the most sex appeal to me, even though she wasn't as pretty as others.

she'd have done better than carmella for tony.