How much time ya got?
Actually, I won't paragraph you to death on a Friday morning, so here's a few bullet points:
- They don't wrestle good matches, they just do moves without logic or ring psychology.
- They're a couple MAGA white boys (this is a mostly Black wrestling forum. We don't play that here).
- We still remember them disrepecting Booker T. Sure, they "apologized", but their apology holds as much weight at Michael Richards'.
- Nothing about them is interesting, innovative, or exciting. If you've seen one YB match, then you've seen them all.
- Nothing they do in the ring looks believable.
- Their lack of ring psychology & selling makes their opponents look bad.
- Even when they have a supposedly serious match (a street fight, for example), the YB always revert to doing silly stuff. "Goofy shyt" is their whole ring style.
- They try way too hard to be cool & edgy, despite being two of the corniest cacs on Earth.
- They copied '96 Shawn Michaels' look, but they have none of his charisma, promo skills, or talent. The blonde one does have '23 Shawn Michaels' hairline, though.
- They're both puny & frail, but they each sell less than Goldberg in a bulletproof vest.
- Since we know they can't fight outside of the ring (Hi, Punk), it's hard to buy their in-ring badass tough guy act.
- Their indy spotfest style has no place in a company with a "real sports feel", as we were promised with AEW.
- The MAGA Bucks take every opportunity to expose the pro wrestling business. We know it 's predetermined, but wrestling is always best when it looks real. Good wrestlers like FTR, Lashley, Gunther, and Danielson understand that concept, but the Bucks still can't grasp it after 20 years in the business.
- When the Bucks had the pencil, they booked themselves at the top of the tag division instead of more credible, more believable tag teams. Tbf, I acknowledge that the Bucks had more name recognition, but they weren't anywhere near the most talented.
- They try to do comedy, but they are horribly unfunny. They can't even do the joke stuff properly.
- The Young Bucks entire act is beyond stale. The Unwashed don't even cheer for them anymore, and The Unwashed cheer for everything.
My bad, Breh, I said I would only give you a few bullet points, and I'm still going. I could keep on, but my coffee is getting cold. I'll let HitGOAT take over from here:
Don't confuse something as being good just because it has become more commonplace. Gunther, Bobby Lashley, Samoa Joe, Powerhouse Hobbs, Ricky Starks, Shane Taylor, Chad Gable, Josh Alexander, and a host of other talented wrestlers have consistently GOOD matches, and none of them need to do gymnastics in their matches.
Not in the way you think
