@ Rey Fenix being the first wrestler, in Tony Khan’s eyes, that’s trying to take advantage of him
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@ Rey Fenix being the first wrestler, in Tony Khan’s eyes, that’s trying to take advantage of himWell, how do we know it’s actually duck? I want the butcher’s name and culinary background. That’s a turduckenThread became the official pocket watching dry hating thread.
Man's eating duck and the finest of wines, while us TSC brokies including the dirtbag marsupial eating can of pork and beans.
Imagine Stone Cold no neck issues, got a little bit in the tank. He pops up at Wrestle Dream middle fingers a flying, using his meh theme since it's technically not from WWE:
All TSC including the marsupial bust loads unison
.Dynamite "WE WILL HEAR FROM STONE COLD
"Stone Cold says his hell yeahs and rar rar, cues the rally call "AWW HELL SON THIS IS AEW WHERE THE BEST KICKS ASS AND RAISE HELL OWWWW HELL YAEAHHHHHH
"Some random vanilla bean flippy pencil neck cac comes out to challenge Stone Cold. Followed by a attack from behind by Scrapecoat
.We getting Scrapecoat vs Austin.....................on next week's Rampage
The week after, Austin is wrestling "John the Therapist" because Tony loved his work rate at some shyt house indy.
Everybody trying to figure out WHERE THE fukk IS AUSTIN, as he pops up at Revolution the next year with a random tag team title shot with Christian despite not being a part of the Step father Inc because "do we trust em"
Well, how do we know it’s actually duck? I want the butcher’s name and culinary background. That’s a turducken
Breh there's two things I want to try before I meet up with the homies in the tree up in the sky...Turducken and this jawn:
I'm still waiting patiencely for a Coli bruv to send the marsupial this majestic feast
They really sent a fukking referee along with Darby to promote the show
Not Bryan, not Swerve, a damn referee (Idc where she's from)
Was the lighting guy busy?
Why the fucck….
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What's all this 730 splash shyt.... Y'all need to stay off neckbeard twitter 
Now to be fair, after a summer of drinking and fukkin around, I'm dry for a few weeks at least...
Man's eating duck and the finest of wines, while us TSC brokies including the dirtbag marsupial eating can of pork and beans.
but...if I wasn't
I would've paired it with this:
Well, how do we know it’s actually duck? I want the butcher’s name and culinary background. That’s a turducken
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Now to be fair, after a summer of drinking and fukkin around, I'm dry for a few weeks at least...
but...if I wasn't
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A Seattle whole animal butchery focused on Small farmed, pasture raised beef, pork, chicken and lamb. Our kitchen highlight these meats in delicious hot & cold sandwiches. House-made sausage, charcuterie, sauces & rubs
Stunting so hard it cause the servers to stutter a bit 
OneDeep
Superstar
Anybody tried that Starburst Sparkling Ice
OneDeep
Superstar
Bryan
Mercedes
Okada
Osprey
None of these people are moving any needles
Crazy be 3 of them were absolute lay ups
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Yet..... the bag is secured
Yet..... the bag is secured
For three whole years.
By the end of that deal they're gonna be doing XPW numbers
Finn Baller
Superstar
Bryan
Mercedes
Okada
Osprey
None of these people are moving any needles
Crazy be 3 of them were absolute lay ups
Okada and Ospreay were never gonna do shyt because the audience familiar with them was already watching AEW
Bryan was one of the biggest reasons behind AEW's peak in 2021 that will probably never be matched by them again
now Mercedes....uh....well....uh....I got nothin
OneDeep
Superstar
I’m not really trying to diss Bryan but his do you flop an star in MercedesOkada and Ospreay were never gonna do shyt because the audience familiar with them was already watching AEW
Bryan was one of the biggest reasons behind AEW's peak in 2021 that will probably never be matched by them again
now Mercedes....uh....well....uh....I got nothin