Tonight, Kobe Bryant Became a Witness

[DStyles]

Kobe - *5-2 in the finals
Lebron - 1-2 in the finals

lets just stop this now

*Denotes the help he had from and Gasol


fixed LeBron's record error.

Dumb nikkas don't even know math.

 

[THE MACHINE]

Both yall nikkas are fukkin stupid and yall were so arrogant about it too

Cavs vs. Spurs, '07
Heat vs. Mavs, '11
Heat vs. Thunder, '12

1-3

8 points in the game of his life, as a 8 year veteran. We're all witnesses

even if you and Bassington wanted to say he was 1-3, you would have to say Kobe is 5-7...not 5-2. But of course that doesn't look as pretty

1-2
5-2

 

[TheNig]

I'm sorry but I'm trippin' on that break dance travel. I was sitting at the house watching the TV really making this face

 

[TheNig]

even if you and Bassington wanted to say he was 1-3, you would have to say Kobe is 5-7...not 5-2. But of course that doesn't look as pretty

1-2
5-2

5-7?


He been to 12 finals.

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

So kobe talkin all that shyt about being the best 1 on 1 player of all time but when he had bron on him at the end of the game he went into the fetal position. Dude caught fire, Looked like he got his swag back, bron switches on him and he throws himself in the bushes(check him out)!...hidin in the corner passin off the rock when he always lets it known he lives for those types of moments. I think we can safely assume kobe was flat out shook. He would rather lose bowin out then gettin the clamps put on him in front of millions. Bron had dude in awe like the rest of us. He knew he had no chance.

 

[Wiirdo]

Kobe - 5-2 in the finals
Lebron - 1-3 in the finals

lets just stop this now

1-2 actually.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Wack thread

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

So kobe talkin all that shyt about being the best 1 on 1 player of all time but when he had bron on him at the end of the game he went into the fetal position. Dude caught fire, Looked like he got his swag back, bron switches on him and he throws himself in the bushes(check him out)!...hidin in the corner passin off the rock when he always lets it known he lives for those types of moments. I think we can safely assume kobe was flat out shook. He would rather lose bowin out then gettin the clamps put on him in front of millions. Bron had dude in awe like the rest of us. He knew he had no chance.

Kobe's arrogance is . Durantula and Lebron are too big, too strong, too skilled, too long and too quick. He wouldn't be able to guard them as well. Not even close. His only weapon would be a contested one foot dirk nowitzki style shot which would clank off the side of the rim 70% of the time.

Meanwhile LBJ or Durant would just blow by him and dunk it every time. These phaggots keep talking about Kobe's prime in 02-03 where he average 30,7,6. Lebron has done that 3 times . Again LBJ's averages are exceptional games for Kobe at anytime in his career. Doesn't matter the year the King is significantly better all around.

 

[feelosofer]

Kobe's arrogance is . Durantula and Lebron are too big, too strong, too skilled, too long and too quick. He wouldn't be able to guard them as well. Not even close. His only weapon would be a contested one foot dirk nowitzki style shot which would clank off the side of the rim 70% of the time.

Meanwhile LBJ or Durant would just blow by him and dunk it every time. These phaggots keep talking about Kobe's prime in 02-03 where he average 30,7,6. Lebron has done that 3 times . Again LBJ's averages are exceptional games for Kobe at anytime in his career. Doesn't matter the year the King is significantly better all around.

What's scarier is that Lebron is Point Forward, he looks to pass before he shoots, and he still can drop near 40 in a game, that is imposing one's will.

 

[Ashyneezz]

:sadkobe:

I dapped you just because you new round here and you tried don't be expecting anymore petty daps from me though

 

[InvictusAeternusEternus]

Kobe a better jump shooter than Jesus because he has a higher fg% ?

Dwight Howard has a higher fg percentage than Kobe so then he must be a better jump shooter than Kobe.

 

[Jplaya2023]

How come Shaq didn't win with Penny?

Jordan and Dream

 

[THE MACHINE]

5-7?


He been to 12 finals.

Nah man....if they are saying LeBron is 1 for 3(1-3) they would then have to say Kobe is 5 for 7(5-7). They said LeBron is 1 for 3 and Kobe is 5-2 which are both correct but they switched the format which made it look as if Bron lost 3 and won one. Class dismissed

 

[Jerz-2]

Lebron is the best player in the world.

But this thread is utter shyt.

Quoted for truth.

 

[Malta]

So kobe talkin all that shyt about being the best 1 on 1 player of all time but when he had bron on him at the end of the game he went into the fetal position. Dude caught fire, Looked like he got his swag back, bron switches on him and he throws himself in the bushes(check him out)!...hidin in the corner passin off the rock when he always lets it known he lives for those types of moments. I think we can safely assume kobe was flat out shook. He would rather lose bowin out then gettin the clamps put on him in front of millions. Bron had dude in awe like the rest of us. He knew he had no chance.

He was 1-4 when Bron was on him, excuse me, 0-5 because he had to use a screen to score. And it was established that when people use screens they actually aren't beating their defender.