To tell the truth I can't **** with strip clubs
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Fredrick Thuglas
Banned
never ever spent money to look at p*ssy..spent money for one of the meals up in the bytch..then happen to glass n p*ssy was on the stage..
if u spendin money to see p*ssy...u lost...i go for the good food.....p*ssy ass n titties jus happen to be in the decor...
I could never eat at a strip club, the herpes must in the air would kill my appetite
Am I the only one? Spending money just to look at p*ssy marinating and not getting it doesn't do it for me. It's just a dikk tease when I'd rather be somewhere else trying to smash a female.
agreed. waste of money.
Captain Crunch
Veteran
Never went and don't plan to 
I rather take that $20 or whatever to get in the strip joint and use it to get in the club, where I stand a better shot at getting laid.
I rather take that $20 or whatever to get in the strip joint and use it to get in the club, where I stand a better shot at getting laid.
JulesWinfield
TheBrehdrenMovement
this.
Me and manz went to two in one day a few years ago. I ended up only spendin' $40 between both places. I mainly went just to say I've done it at least once.
$20 for a lap dance and $10 each for the one drink minimum. My son on the other hand was scramblin' for ATM machines in both places after runnin' out of bread, straight wildin'. He had to have spent over $300 total. I'm lookin' at duke like
I wasn't tryna empty out the pockets for some fantasy shyt
That lap dance was tough though
Other chicks was offerin', but I was like nah I'm good
Even though we had mad fun and I only spent $40, I still feel like I wasted bread. We ain't nothin' more than dollar signs to these chicks. They're main goal is to see how much they can get out of you and KIM. I can't knock the hustle, but I don't see myself goin' back
It's a bucket list type of thing. Go a couple of times, but don't make a habit of it.
I know dudes that trick their paychecks on strippers. If the strippers or the people at the establishment know you and you're not a celebrity, that means you're in there way no much.
I know dudes that trick their paychecks on strippers. If the strippers or the people at the establishment know you and you're not a celebrity, that means you're in there way no much.
Nice every now and again, but overall very
Never been to one. I never understood the allure of it. I'm not going to pay $ to have a chick dance & gyrate in front of me and I can't touch or doing nothing with. If that's the case, I'd rather stay home & watch porn, or try & call a shorty over.
Heading home with blue balls & empty pockets is not my definition of a good time.
Heading home with blue balls & empty pockets is not my definition of a good time.
john goodman
All Star
You allure is you and your friends are wasted tipping strippers and talking bullshyt...
Not that complicated people...
1970s HeRon Flow
Takin Penitentiary Chances
I go to sam's Hofbrau In LA,best topless bar here,no cover charge and no drink minimum 
I just pre drink a bit n go in,sit at center stage with a stack of ones,strippers always show me love with free dances and coppin feels,havnt been since lakers were in offs erlier,no better feelin then watchin game in giant screen,wit a brew in one hand,hand full of ass cheek in the other while the stripper tryna get my attention by havin me motor boat them tig ol bitties 
I just pre drink a bit n go in,sit at center stage with a stack of ones,strippers always show me love with free dances and coppin feels,havnt been since lakers were in offs erlier,no better feelin then watchin game in giant screen,wit a brew in one hand,hand full of ass cheek in the other while the stripper tryna get my attention by havin me motor boat them tig ol bitties rapdonttweet
Pro
I go to them way too often. Guilty past time of mine. I just love seeing young, lithe girls gyrate on my crotch like slithering snakes in a den of sin
So you enjoy paying for something you can get at a club for free? Plus at a club you're allowed to touch. And can possibly take her home afterwards.
rapdonttweet
Pro
You can get drunk and talk shyt with your friends anywhere else. What's the allure of paying out the ass for a female's attention?
john goodman
All Star
It's not that expensive and it's fun watching those ladies working up there... And rating each one with your friends... If you are a crew of young guys they pay extra attention to you which is fun
I pay the strippers I like 2-3 bucks... The ones I don't like get nothing
Gotta sit up front though to really get the experience