Please don't quote the whole post, thank you.
TL,dwr: come get the hands.
I'm offering fades to all of you. You may bring whatever weapons you like, I'll only be bringing these hands, because I don't need to reload them.
And for the women in there, I will agree to open hand slaps ONLY, to make it fair.
address: 1732 S 4th St, Ames, IA 50011
For clarity here are the 2 threads:
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/this-is-unfair.764135/
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/whi...guss-what-russ-is-doing.764120/#post-36778183
@Detroit Wave - you live in Detroit of all places, so I know why you're mad.
@KnickstapeCity - the next Knicks championship win will be in the year 2057, hope you're still breathing when it happens.
@Billy Ocean - you have to shop at the baby gap for gloves. Next time I'm in New York, I'm going to fold you like a chair.
@8====D - username is shaped like a penis, so you know he's into fakkitry and this is his way of expressing his latent homosexuality.
@Barnett114 - to this soft ass mod, who decided to give me 4 warning points for nothing... I know your fat ass is mad because you don't agree with my posts, I bet you can't even slip a watch on those thick ass tree stumps you call a wrist, fat boy. I know you're sitting somewhere with 2 2-liter bottles of mountain dew, suckling down on them like the pig you are.
@Nautica - never really seen you post, but the offer is still valid.
@Ake1725 - read what I wrote for nautica.
@SJUGRAD13 - you think calling stuffing, dressing is correct. You need to go ask for your money that you spent on college back with your dumbass.
@bourgeoisie tall freak - aptly named freak and that's why no one wants your ass in real life. Terrible attitude and an even more terrible posting history.
@Benjamin Sisko - you run around here acting as if you drop knowledge, when the only thing your memorable from is you incel-light behavior, find a girlfriend and find a hobby.
@TakeItFromME - you've got a gay ass username, lord only knows what kind of debauchery you're into.
@Solo ✧✦✧ - keep staring at all those light-skinned women as you take your lunch break in the park.
@Grind -N- Bone - you've got a woman in your avi, because you can't get no p*ssy in real life. Step your game up player.
@SmallWars - idolizing the three men in your avi on some straight homo shyt.
@Another Man - used to have a gay ass avi, that people forgot about. You had a legit homo persona.
@The5thLetter - go back to lurking, because I know you're breath is as hot as the cat in your avi.
@You39InAKarateClass - your whole existence on this forum is based on another user, if that ain't some stalker-light/homotional shtick I don't know what is.
@Iceson Beckford - I used to see your ass all up in the dealing with women threads. You were a sad sack then and you're a sad sack now.
@bukkakebrovvn - decided to name yourself after a gay sex act....
@CrownHeights - I ain't a bytch, but I'll make you one, Ol I'm from Brooklyn ass
@surf - stop quoting people saying only lmmmmaaaaooo
@AquaCityBoy - you hate light skin women for behind light skin, what kind of racist ass shyt is that, you goofy?
@MischievousMonkey - name just sounds like fighting words on a "black" forum.
@Low End Derrick - yeah, one side of your head will be a low end, after I beat you up.
@Trajan - you're as ugly as the man in your avi, negging me for the culture, you're corny bruh.
@FreedMind - I don't know, just fight me or something.
@SupaHotIce - you've got a corny username and a white man in your avi, why don't go on somewhere you fake ass wannabe Japanese person.
@John Brown - this act got old after your first thread, you corny ass 37 year old.
@Trot LaRoc - again, I don't know, just fight me.
@JackRoss - another off brand Intel plaguing this site, with his brand of "logic" , get yourself some p*ssy, you loser.
@Pineal Gland - lame ass, fake ass, spiritual guide wannabe. Come back to reality like the rest of us.
@Ezekiel 25:17 - fat ass, talking all that "I'm gonna get a girl, I'm gonna work out", you aren't going to do shyt. No woman wants your smelly thick neck ass and no gym has equipment to sustain your obese ass. Quit with the "I'm black" routine.
@ALMIGHTY GOD - what kind of loser decides to name himself God on a forum. You feel the need to impress us with your weak ass persona. I know in real life, you're quite as a mouse and flee away from trouble like when a roach sees light, like the roach you are. Die slow.
@PowerFist - another potentially gay ass username.
Pokemon??
Glad I got it right this time!
now you tryna fight me guy? I ain't even neg you..On some real shyt you hostile as shyt bren you a short dude?
Obviously trolling. I don't know shyt about Iowa You got your panties in a bunch. This is a message board and wanna fight guys cuz they negged you? 
That shyt some cornball shyt But hey it's just my opinion fukk it 
OH and I wouldn't waste a second of my day trying to meet up with some cat in Houston that I've never seen or heard of to throw hands over message board beef. I didn't even know cats still did that...
