To All My Heterosexual Brehs

[AquaCityBoy]

What kind of weird ass thoughts are you nikkas having?

 

[EQ.]

What kind of weird ass thoughts are you nikkas having?

so you aint afraid of a gay hypnotist? "You lying to yourself nikka be honest"

 

[EQ.]

 

[Cat piss martini]

all it would take is a wine cooler and a conversation
about how kanye could do better with some of these
fakkits on this site.

 

[stealthbomber]

:dead2: :dead2:

 

[EQ.]

all it would take is a wine cooler and a conversation
about how kanye could do better with some of these
fakkits on this site.

 

[EQ.]

how is this shyt not a serious concern for ya'll?

 

[Exiled Martian]

Is there anything scarier than a gay hypnotist? He'd trap you in a convo , you'd be talking to him and all of sudden a time lapse, you dont remember what the convo was about you like "the fukk just happened" , he's like "funny how time flies when you're having fun"

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A friggin Gay hypnotist? Damn you have one vivid anal ass imagination breh! I mean the chances of one finding themselves in such predicament are totally anorexic (never mind slim).

 

[Family Lives Matter]

A thread with the title to all my hetro brehs has so little replies

 

[EQ.]

A friggin Gay hypnotist? Damn you have one vivid anal ass imagination breh! I mean the chances of one finding themselves in such predicament are totally anorexic (never mind slim).

aint nobody looking for no gay hypnotists breh, jussayin shyt is a scary and thought.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Anytime a thread starts with "To all my heterosexual brehs" you know it's going to be about some gay shyt.

^THIS

 

[Poitier]

Hypnotist cannot make you do anything you would not otherwise have the desire to do. Research has already proven that hypnotism is a placebo affect that is majority role-play, so if you did something gay in your scenario then you were gay to begin with.

 

[EQ.]

Hypnotist cannot make you do anything you would not otherwise have the desire to do. Research has already proven that hypnotism is a placebo affect that is majority role-play, so if you did something gay in your scenario then you were gay to begin with.

 

[Midrash]

A gay hypnotist?

EWWWWW NASTY!!!!

I hope he wouldn't make me sleep with him or something, I WOULD HATE THAT! Especially if he was Frank Ocean with his shirt off and he had rubbed some warm oil all over his chest so it was all glistenin' and shyt. He would lay me down in his bed and you know....it just happened.

OH SHI-

I mean I definitely DO NOT want that though.
That is exactly what I DON'T want a gay hypnotist to do to me. No thuggin' love for me, NOOOO sirree!

I mean, I'm a proud republican and I did my part to stop the gay agenda!!!! I love vaginasss. UMMMMMM um!!! I just "do them" ALL the time.

My girlfriend just texted me if I wanted to come over to her apartment the have "the sex" but I told her I was busy from the last time we had sex back in August. That's how much I'm addicted to p*ssy.

I still gotta roll over there to get my Trey Songz album she borrowed from me. She's gonna try and get me to have sex with her AGAIN! Ughhhhhh

 

[gho3st]

@Equanimity
So you gon' blame shyt on being hypnotized now??