TNA to Tape Special Episode at Matt Hardy's Compound In North Carolina

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The fukkery if New Day was allowed to join in :ohlawd:
I can see it now...

EXTERIOR - THE HARDY COMPOUND

Broken Matt and Brother Nero have defeated every other tag team in the land. As they stand victorious, a giant box obscures the sun and engulfs the sky. It drops down into the land, when suddenly it's revealed to be...a GIANT BOX OF BOOTY O'S

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The side bursts open, and cereal spills all over the ground

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Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, and Big E all emerge, riding majestic horses with dyed manes and fake horns attached to their heads UNICORNS
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saying "MeekMahan sends his regards"
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They do battle, with the Day of New beating them into the lake of reincarnation, defeating them. Matt and Jeff then emerge, wearing old Hardy Boyz gear as the old theme song kicks in
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"Welcome home boys!"
As the graphic flashes up - "The Hardyz return to RAW, next week!"

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Vince buys TNA. Corgan goes back to the Smashing Pumpkins. Dixie dies on her way back to her home planet.
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THE END
 

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The fukkery if New Day was allowed to join in :ohlawd:
I can see it now...

EXTERIOR - THE HARDY COMPOUND

Broken Matt and Brother Nero have defeated every other tag team in the land. As they stand victorious, a giant box obscures the sun and engulfs the sky. It drops down into the land, when suddenly it's revealed to be...a GIANT BOX OF BOOTY O'S

tumblr_o54aoem7hz1sbzhteo1_400.gif


The side bursts open, and cereal spills all over the ground

tumblr_o532juuVhG1saykaxo1_400.gif


Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, and Big E all emerge, riding majestic horses with dyed manes and fake horns attached to their heads UNICORNS
tumblr_o532juuVhG1saykaxo4_400.gif

saying "MeekMahan sends his regards"
4Dw9Vwu.png
CK5SKEL.png
6Wmq15c.png

They do battle, with the Day of New beating them into the lake of reincarnation, defeating them. Matt and Jeff then emerge, wearing old Hardy Boyz gear as the old theme song kicks in
Qi3JKZC.jpg



"Welcome home boys!"
As the graphic flashes up - "The Hardyz return to RAW, next week!"

ubNO6aC.jpg


Vince buys TNA. Corgan goes back to the Smashing Pumpkins. Dixie dies on her way back to her home planet.
tumblr_le6ce3JHMl1qzzxaqo1_500.jpg


THE END

I'd pay to watch this fukkery :russ:
 

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411MANIA | Jeremy Borash Says Wrestlers Will Breach Contracts To Compete In Matt Hardy’s Apocalypto Match

Jeremy Borash Says Wrestlers Will Breach Contracts To Compete In Matt Hardy’s Apocalypto Match

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In an interview with The Taz Show, Jeremy Borash hyped up the upcoming “Total Nonstop Deletion” episode of Impact, which will take place entirely at Broken Matt Hardy’s compound. He also noted that Vanguard1 is actually his drone, and he has an FAA license to operate it. Here are highlights:

On the lawsuits against TNA and the rumors about TNA’s future: “How many of those things that you’ve read about have turned out to be true? We’re still here, we’re still producing a show, and as of last week my checks have never been missed. It’s kind of one of those things where, there’s another things that’s out. Is it all factual? Is it all speculation? I can tell you there have been huge things that have reported in the last two weeks, completely fabricated by somebody. When you have those things out there, it really takes away from the narrative, which is the boys, the product, the storylines, the television. There is no other business in the world, where you have to go to work and fear that every detail that what you’re up to is online, criticized, read – it’s messed up.”

On if doing a show at the Hardy compound is a way for TNA to save money: “I heard something last night from one of the most ‘respected news reporters’ that we’re doing this Hardy show to save money. We’re planning a Hardy special in December. Complete [expletive]. Not even close. The amount of money we’re spending on this show is equal to, if not more, than what it would cost to do an Impact.”

On working with the Broken Hardys: “It’s a work in progress, and it’s only getting better. That’s what I love about it. It’s not a one time thing. I put my everything into this situation. Imagine having to convince those guys – run out into this field, we’re lighting giant rockets on the end of my drone to shoot you…go! Run!”

On the Apocalypto match: “I’m gonna predict it right now, no less than a dozen lawsuits when wrestlers openly defy their contracts to come work this match. [Matt] has called out the New Day, he’s called out the Bucks of Youth. This match is coming up, Apocalypto, it’s falls count anywhere, and any tag team through space and time is invited. And he called out people, said if you are under a contract and can’t get there, you are basically admitting that you are a slave to the owner. There is precedent for this. He’s going to say, in the next couple of weeks, that every tag team through space and time is invited, and will be calling people out. This is going to be the most epic tag team match ever – it’s going to be like the Crockett Cup on crack. It is going to be the most epic program you’ve ever seen. Falls count anywhere, elimination match. Tag teams are already contacting – you wouldn’t believe the tag teams that are contacting us to be a part of this. I think there are wrestlers that will breach their own contracts, or, they’ll call out their promoters. Didn’t Vince McMahon let you work ECW to go beat Mike Awesome? There is precedent for this.”

On the look of the show: “There’s going to be a ring there. We’re setting up his ‘Dome of Deletion’ to fully accommodate the six-sided ring, lighting, fans, everything. It will look like a completely different arena. And then of course the Hardy compound will be the battleground for Apocalypto.”
 

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The fukkery if New Day was allowed to join in :ohlawd:
I can see it now...

EXTERIOR - THE HARDY COMPOUND

Broken Matt and Brother Nero have defeated every other tag team in the land. As they stand victorious, a giant box obscures the sun and engulfs the sky. It drops down into the land, when suddenly it's revealed to be...a GIANT BOX OF BOOTY O'S

tumblr_o54aoem7hz1sbzhteo1_400.gif


The side bursts open, and cereal spills all over the ground

tumblr_o532juuVhG1saykaxo1_400.gif


Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, and Big E all emerge, riding majestic horses with dyed manes and fake horns attached to their heads UNICORNS
tumblr_o532juuVhG1saykaxo4_400.gif

saying "MeekMahan sends his regards"
4Dw9Vwu.png
CK5SKEL.png
6Wmq15c.png

They do battle, with the Day of New beating them into the lake of reincarnation, defeating them. Matt and Jeff then emerge, wearing old Hardy Boyz gear as the old theme song kicks in
Qi3JKZC.jpg



"Welcome home boys!"
As the graphic flashes up - "The Hardyz return to RAW, next week!"

ubNO6aC.jpg


Vince buys TNA. Corgan goes back to the Smashing Pumpkins. Dixie dies on her way back to her home planet.
tumblr_le6ce3JHMl1qzzxaqo1_500.jpg


THE END

Breh :wow:
 

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Corogan's bright idea is to ride Broken Matt's wave until he can't anymore? May as well give him all the belts like Lashley. :ehh:
 

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If Vince was smart he'd allow the New Day to do this so he can set up the connect and possibly scoop up the Hardy's in the foreseeable future.
 
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