How long ago was this? I remember when he left this all behind and was committed to religion.
This was probably around like 09 at some dancehall party. I had some clout in that scene.
He was there doing all sorts of moves on the females and naturally got all the attention.
I wanted some of that attention and I wanted him to notice me for some reason.
So I started daggering this fat chick near him and I was doing some basic moves, but since she was fat and I was skinny, it created a crowd around us.
People are hyping me up so I decide to up the ante. I threw the fat bytch on the floor and pushed the crowd back.
Then I did this
But there was no ladder so I had to jump in the air as high I could.
However, I was so focused on the altitude I forgot about actually reaching the chick
I tried to break my fall.
It ended up looking like this.
I proceeded to crawl to her and try to dagger her on the floor.
I was so embarrassed that I didn't even realize that the chick was trying to get up after I had missed.
So it basically looked like a dry hump assault until one of my boys pulled me off of her and escorted me away.
The motherfukker I was trying to impress wasn't even paying attention the whole time.