Tim Scott Finally Goes Public with His "GIRLFRIEND" (PAWG)

[Ozymandeas]

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

People PAWGs

 

[Rick Fox at UNC]

Put out the call for the nearest professional looking white woman.

This all checks out for those of us in professional circles.

• She's an interior designer.

• She's college educated.
• She's comfortable in front of a camera but has no public history.

 

[NinoBrown]

She looks like a burn victim!

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Look at the mittens on her
I’m sure he can beat Tim Scott up

 

[Rick Fox at UNC]

This seems easy to make fun of but this is the value of being in certain circles. You basically have access to an informal network of matchmakers who can link you up with someone who is a great fit for you personally and professionally.

It's like that story about Peyton Manning having trouble opening a can of tuna, he was so into football that he couldn't do life shyt.

A lot of professional dudes are so into their thing that it's difficult for them to break away and find a serious partner.

Actually a good look for him.

 

[BobbyWojak]

I don’t know where they found a beard on such short notice but not even maga nuts are gonna believe this

Lol a blatant beard.

Nobody is believing this.

I really don't think he's gay, he just doesn't have any charisma

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

For some reason, I thought he might turn up to the event with Ice Spice

 

[Born2BKing]

She an interior designer, makes sense. Pretty sure he's her gay friend who knows fashion and design.

 

[3rdWorld]

I have zero respect for any Black republican.

This plantation fags campaign floundering so he had to try a new trick

 

[BeeCityRoller]

This is more embarrassing than Cory Booker dating Rosario Dawson. He gave into the pressure of not having a SO when his campaign is basically over.

 

[Dariusfromboston]

She look like she’s about her bread

 

[At30wecashout]

Assuming she is really his girl, nobody expected anything but a white woman. He is used to being the lone gum-showing chocolate chip on the cookie.

 

[Rick Fox at UNC]

I really don't think he's gay, he just doesn't have any charisma

Yea, not gay at all. I don't even think charisma is it either (you don't need charisma). I think a lot of major black politicians end up with women who go after them or who are setup for them.

Might be true of a lot of politicians in general unless they met their partner in college. Even then though, there is usually some political calculus that goes into the decision, just like every other decision they make.

 

[Elim Garak]

I knew this thread was coming lol.