Tim Allen got busted with over a pound of white girl and snitched

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I was :mindblown: when I found out about it a few years back on Cracked (don't ask me how :ohhh:)



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u better delete that cracked link right now


u fukking with the wrong people
 

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Tim allen was a dirty comedian and a coke head for many years before his home improvement days. The difference between him and bobby is tha tim eventually stopped using.

Google Tim's old standup routines. He was very dirty on stage as well.
 

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Tim Allen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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"Allen's rumored cocaine use while attending Western Michigan University is well known by current and former students. On October 2, 1978, Allen was arrested with an accomplice at the airport in Kalamazoo for possession of 1.4 pounds of cocaine. Because of the exceptionally large quantity of the controlled substance, he faced the threat of life imprisonment. Instead, Allen agreed to testify against his partner in exchange for a sentence of three to seven years in prison; he ultimately served only two years and four months."


is this common knowledge? :wtf:

pretty common if you came up in the 90's or know anything about tim allens stand up.

He had to tone his act down once he started working for disney.
 

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Home Improvement was the precursor to Breaking Bad. Tim Taylor was most def moving weight...come on now, that dude hosted "tool time" but had no actual handy skills whatsoever and in 7 years never developed any

Why you really think they called him "The Toolman"? nikka was putting in work. Wilson didn't wanna show his face for a reason
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nikka the toolman was handling them real tools, them glicks and shyt nikka fukk a damn philips head screwdriver

nikka played like an idiot on tv as a damn cover, but the toolman shyt was for real

he had that nikka wilson shook to even show his face and his partner was the enforcer

probably pimping out heidi on the low too :takedat:

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So Tim Allen, Bob Saget and every honest clean goodness tv sitcom dad was a scumbag dirty drugged out comedian in the past? :ohhh:

most of them had a more adult act.

no one cares about that now a days though.
 

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This is pretty common knowledge...

I remember reading MAD magazine as a kid and they had this cartoon of Tim Allen dropping the soap in the shower :laugh:
 
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