Tiger vs 6'4" 225lb man of pure muscle

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Is this '99 Tiger or post cheating scandal Tiger?

Does he have clubs?

If so, which one? Putter, 7 Iron, Driver?

Is the fight in the rough, fairway, or in an urban setting?

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:mjlol: The human has no chance


“I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snot box. He declined.”- Mike Tyson

Imagine the news reports if he took the money.

“Heavyweight champion Mike Tyson killed while trying to fight a gorilla”
 
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Start with a bobcat and let’s see how he does. I bet he will change his mind.
A Bobcat damn near killed a big ass Rottie when I was a kid on vacay. We were in these kinda fancy cabins. The family in the cabin next to ours had their family dog. The Rottie was big as fukk. The kid was talking him on a walk and I guess they ran across a bobcat. The dog lunged at it and the bobcat sliced him up something nasty. I was in my cabin and I heard a dog yelping loud as fukk

The next day they were packing up a cutting their vacay short. They had the dog bandaged up like a mummy and had to carry him to their car.
 

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A Tiger...lol

Someone has to have Brock Lesnar on speed dial.



















Now if we were talking like a black bear, maybe.
 

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Good luck

Bone structure isn't the same so alot of those natural fighter reflexes wouldn't be effective at all

Try putting a cat in an armbar :mjlol: your leg's getting sliced to ribbons


That's how it would look. The Tiger looking mildly confused, at whatever kung fu shyt the person tries to use, before making short work of its dinner.
 

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Now if we were talking like a black bear, maybe.

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Yes they're the smallest of the North American bears (though some can grow to be huge as well), and yes they do their best to avoid humans, but take a look at that paw and lets end all delusions of grandeur of a human beating an adult black bear in hand to hand combat right now. :comeon:

One decently placed swipe to your dome and you'd be like

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