Three human teens arrested in killing of Faye the Swan, eating her and stealing her four babies

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

"three human teens"

That commitment to the gimmick

 

[Ku$h Parker]

We got Koalas, we got Geese, what other animals we got creepin on the Coli?

@duck

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Are swans sanitary for consumption?

No wonder geese are so rowdy they are with the shyts

 

[badhat]

That pond looked like it was in a park, not out in the woods. Even if they were dumb enough to think it was a duck, did they think duck hunting is legal in the middle of the city?

 

[analog]

I wondered about the human distinction until I saw the username...