Thousands of dads left in shock as DIY paternity test usage soars

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It looks like "Take Your Child to Workday" just got postponed :mjgrin: IN

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Exactly!

The sight of her grinning in court..... 8 more years of child support.... for a kid who is not yours :picard:



He went in to court assuming he would not get a refund for the 1st 10 Years. He was just happy that he would not have to continue paying.

When the judge told him to keep paying he said he felt like he had a stroke. And ol girl had the biggest grin on her face :wow:
my man showed up to court thinking he's getting paid like:
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then the judge hit him with that "what's 8 more years?"
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judge like you heard me:
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no refund and 8 more years?

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You know Maury is acting right? My cousin been on there twice when he was in a pinch cause they pay you like $500
It hasn't always been. Years ago my former barber had two women pin a baby on him. He ended up being the father of one of the children. He used to play the episode on the VCR all the time. This was back in 2003 so I'm pretty sure a lot of it is fake now.
 

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Exactly!

The sight of her grinning in court..... 8 more years of child support.... for a kid who is not yours :picard:



He went in to court assuming he would not get a refund for the 1st 10 Years. He was just happy that he would not have to continue paying.

When the judge told him to keep paying he said he felt like he had a stroke. And ol girl had the biggest grin on her face :wow:

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Somebody would have gotten choked out.
 

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This.

I’ve told the story of a former roommate. He had a daughter with this chick. She was about 10. He would visit her often. Paid child support regularly. Still fukked the baby moms on occasion.

One day she got mad cause he was on a date and she happened to see him. So she called him later and they got ina big fight. She said In the heat of the moment that the girl is not his.

Now the kid looked EXACTLY like him. They acted alike too. He fully believed she said it just to piss him off. So he decided to piss her off by getting a DNA test . He thought just by doing the act of it would piss her off. Well he did it... and she was not his. Me and him was :dwillhuh:


Truly shocked. Come to find out she likes fukking with men who looks certain way apparently.


He goes to child support court to get the order rescinded. Judge was like :hubie: You been paying child support for 10 years so far. What’s another 8:manny: And banged the gavel on his ass. He said he looked over at ol girl and she was :mjgrin:



He came back to our apartment and was :sadcam:
NEXT level shyt..........................deal with a certain physical type, cover your tracks and all basesWOW!!!!

Very little surprises me now, but WOW....just wow

some Robert Wagner "addicted to love" shyt
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For some reason, Mario Winans ‘I Don’t Wanna Know’ song just popped up on my playlist.

Talk about hurt and pain; I’d kill if I ever found that out about any child that I done raised.

After 2 or 3 years, if you don’t know then you don’t need to know. Some things are best left in the dark. Don’t know if these DIY tests are a good idea
 

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A lot of women would hit the :whoa: the minute legislators start talking about mandatory testing at birth!

That's just bogus hoes. I personally support mandatory testing. It would probably fast track a lot of child support cases.

If you fukking 2+ men in the same month and get pregnant, you need to put your big girl panties on and abort. Idk why women even put themselves or another nikka in that position.
 
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