Thousands of dads left in shock as DIY paternity test usage soars

[FeloniousMonk]

My Dad almost had a baby pinned on him by a chick he was dealing with(casual relationship). He was skeptical though so he got a home test that you send in. He got his results back and he wasn't the Father... Chick tried to keep the lie going until he flat out told her. He still look out for the kid though, out of compassion. Some women are shady...

Pops is a good dude.

Some men miss the boat on how mentally fukked up some women can be and just pass them off as bytches.

But

Something tells me he was still hitting the preggo puss

 

[Code]

trust your wife brehs

fixed

 

[Phitz]

I know men that have had kids pinned on them that weren’t theres. My sons father’s cousin, had two women pin children on him in one year. One of them was a babymama that he already had a child with.

He did paternity tests on both babies like 6 months later, and neither one was his. Went from having three kids back to just his one. I know of several more cases like that within that family lmao.

I know this is a real story, but reading this out loud made me

Sounded like my bothers daughers friends nephew lol

 

[froggle]

20% sounds high
there is prolly a bias. those who test probably have more reasons to suspect in the first place vs the rest of the population

the innocence/naivety of some of you coli brehs

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Sounds like a problem if you ain't #uglyteam

 

[CarmelBarbie]

he was actually able to escape?

He had already began raising his baby mamas second baby(which ended up not being his) for about 6 months before he found out it wasn’t his. He ended up getting back with her during that time, and even though it wasn’t his, he raised it as his own. They went on to have another baby. I don’t know if he got that third baby tested or not. He loves her, they’ve been together on and off since high school. He’s only 25.

Besides that, I’m guessing he’s learned from the man who raised him—his dad, which is rumored by everyone in that extended family to not really be his dad. His mom was a ho(I’ve heard) and might have had an affair with the post man. he looks nothing like his dad or his mom, or brothers and sisters.

Hell even he believes his dad isn’t really his dad. Anyway I’m guessing he’s like fukk it, and decided to raise the second baby his baby mama had as his own, despite the results. As for the other woman that tried to pin a baby on him, he escaped her.

 

[MikelArteta]

Dudes would be shocked if they knew the truth, especially how often and deep early on into a relationship there girl is still messing with 1 to 2 other guys, which is how & why this happens.

Yup
I remember a chick tried to pin a kid on me. Had sex with her then two weeks later she’s telling me she’s pregnant how the condo
Must have slipped off

 

[CarmelBarbie]

I know this is a real story, but reading this out loud made me

Sounded like my bothers daughers friends nephew lol

Lol, we aren’t together anymore, but we were together for almost 7 years so I fukk with his very very large extended family still. And in that family these kind of stories are fairly common.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Should be tested at birth

there would be a lot of Maury "i'm not the father" dances in the hospital.

#GMB

couldn't be me

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Just make the testing mandatory at birth.

Yep.

I never understood why it isnt

 

[The Fade]

Simple.. you order two 23andme tests

 

[Wiles]

uh oh

bytches in trouble huh?

 

[Dont@Me]

I don't trust any women when it comes to this shyt. I'd be fukking kissed if I raised another man's child. Cucked you for 18 years.

Be fukkin kissed brehs

 

[Sugarbush]

Never knew Dame mushed ol girl’s head

 

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