Thousands of dads left in shock as DIY paternity test usage soars

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They usually fukk one :flabbynsick: breh for the money and loyalty, and then fukk another Handsome Gang member for the genetics, but they know he's a playboy, so they toss him to the side to let :flabbynsick: breh play his role

Yeah, looks and behavior are a HEAVY process for passing down the genetic code
 

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Not gonna lie I have wondered if my dad is really my dad. Both my parents are chocolate complexion(although my mom is a little browner), while I’m Ashanti’s complexion. I look like one of my cousins and like my uncle more than I do my family and my dad.

But I refuse to believe that about my mom lol

You do realize complexion can very greatly even in immediate families right?
 

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my man showed up to court thinking he's getting paid like:
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then the judge hit him with that "what's 8 more years?"
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judge like you heard me:
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no refund and 8 more years?

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:mjlol: the denial in this thread. In the African country I live in, it's common knowledge that women step out at least once with #handsomegang to ensure that just in case the husband's kids turn out bad, at least one has a chance of turning out good. Husbands also accept this reality cause when discussions about paternity come up, most brehs here will tell you to do that test if you want to break your family.

I've been told by some friends that I'm the one in my family that looks nothing like the rest. But I turned out pretty awesome, so there's no reason to raise a fuss about it now when my dad is turning 70 in a week.
 

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You do realize complexion can very greatly even in immediate families right?

Yes, but like I mentioned both my parents are dark, and their parents were also dark. I’ve seen complexions vary a lot in families no doubt, but usually the shades tend to vary across the spectrum of whatever the parents shades might be—kids can end up darker than one parent, but lighter than another, or in between, or the exact same shade, etc. Than again this is purely my own personal observation— I generally don’t see two parents that are both dark in complexion with light skin complexions, all that often. :yeshrug::hubie:
 

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Just make the testing mandatory at birth. :yeshrug:

Laws need to be changed so men are no longer required by law to still financially support the child if DNA confirms he's not the biological father.

*sings*
They NOT GONNA DO IT, bayBYYYY
Because of ALL THE LADIEEEEESSS
It's way more of THEY than WEEEEEE
and they wanna BREAK you for da CHEEEEESE

*does my dance on it*
 
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