This Twitter discussion on worst rap bars got me dying

[Yehuda]

At the time, it was one of the hottest songs out but goddamn that song aged like milk

Every verse was terrible

“I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi”

“She watching that Oxygen, I’m watching ESPN, but when that show end she under my skin lotion”

“And I got her…grocery bag”

Song had me livid in real time with how trash those lines were. She like romancing, I like rolling with friends

 

[Jerz-2]

I'm a beast like that blue dude from X-Men
Our crew is tight like a car full of best friends

That's more hilarious than terrible.

 

[Yehuda]

Nah I'm screaming I can't breathe

 

[Jerz-2]

Why she look like Count Chocula

 

[Love Sosa]

The delivery of the battle raps makes it even more hilarious

 

[altruicsense]

These dudes and they suspect ass bars in this thread

this the most suspect verse I ever heard... imagine sitting there with a pen and paper writing all that.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Yall wanna hear this shĩt or not?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Bugzbunny129]

I always wondered who were real cass and fab fams in real life. The way they say those horrible lines like they are hot be killing me. And yall said tbey had next ill never forget it lmao

 

[Regular_P]

Cassidy had a few up there. But this is the worst one.

NOTHING can top this. PAUSE.

 

[JQ Legend]

Ay Yooooo

Response to the Pulverize bar

This was low key kinda decent and the set up was

No Papoose yet? I'm shocked

“i soo woo like a wu tang lawsuit"

"every time i show her an image i have permantently etched on my body in ink she shows me one of hers i call it going tit for tat"

"i must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"

"now the stakes are high..like the top shelf of da meat market"

"now your lost like a person without a map"

"u say u all about cheese, what u some kind of mouse"

"I'll bag dad(Baghdad) like Iraq"

"My cousin is Bug/ He drink Budweiser and guzzle the suds/ He'll still tell you I'm wiser than a couple of buds"

Ayo breh facical expression got me

 

[JQ Legend]

And they had the audacity to compare him to Jay and E-40

Kerry Wash one of the finest actresses of this century but how is this not a smiley?

I always wondered who were real cass and fab fams in real life. The way they say those horrible lines like they are hot be killing me. And yall said tbey had next ill never forget it lmao

The lines in this thread from them are

But Fab and Cass are both GOAT lyricists

 

[iliketurtles]

My auntie is a man now

 

[Easy-E]

Logic coming thru with a new WOAT contender @0:20

Logic would be one of the dopest younger rappers ... if I didn't know what he looked like.

 

[Tetsuo]

Spoilering this one because it's especially heinous. I warned you

Spoiler

This is what made my stop fukking with battlerap.

 

[Flav]

Low key his style is pretty dope. Remind me of Looney Toon version of Mystikal. You can tell he’s trolling though.