this sh*t needs to end...Hulk vs. Thor both going all out who wins

[duncanthetall]

breh he hasn't done shyt in like 20 years. Thor is a jobber in comics now...he doesn't lose much but he doesn't do nothin meanwhile Hulk conquered an entire planet with his brawn and came back to earth off pure will and sonned out the entire marvel universe. He isn't taking an L to thor period.

And after he came back and "sonned the entire marvel universe" he got in a punching match that ended in a stalemate. With who? The Sentry

When The Sentry turned back into The Void who was the only person strong enough to kill him while Hulk was getting smacked around by Ares or Zeus or somebody?

 

[Worf]

this sh*t needs to end...Hulk vs. Thor both going all out who wins


probably the most highly talked about match up in all of geekdom.......

"The story of David and Goliath has nothing to do with a young boy [Thor] killing a nine-foot giant [Hulk], at least not literally. The real message is about us, and more specifically, something “within” us. Let’s get down to business:
The giant Goliath [Hulk] has some interesting numbers associated with him. These numbers show us what Goliath really represents. Beginning in 1 Samuel chapter seventeen, we learn that Goliath is about six cubits high, has 6 pieces of armor, and his spearhead weighs 600 shekels. Now we have all the ingredients to make 666, the number of man! To put it another way, this number represents the ego, or the beast inside us! So there we have it; Goliath [Hulk] is an archetype of the human ego."

Have you conquered all of your demons, friends? Answer sagaciously brehs..






































































P.S Hulk got this.

Spoiler

 

[Fillerguy]

Thor bodied The Sentry. Sentry stalmented with Hulk at his angerist.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

if i was Thor and I had to fight the Hulk I would just hover in space and blast him with lightning and keep on throwing my hammer at him all day.

what the fukk is the Hulk gonna do about it?

 

[Cuban Pete]

I dont like Aryan nation ass Thor so Im voting Hulk, yall act like all Banner does is smack ppl around, he can damn near fly with his jumps, run fast as hell, regenerate, and could do the sonic boom clap... bruh gamma rays are the most powerful form of electromagnetic radiation in the universe, literally strong enough to convert energy into matter

 

[WhenWeWereKings]

Ok as someone who has ACTUALLY read both character's comics for over 20 yrs, Hulk LOSES this fight. His only advantage is his strength. Thor, like Superman has a vast array of abilities that gives him the edge over similar brick characters. Thor can end this fight at the start if he chooses by either using a dimensional dump on Bruce or just using mjolnir to drain the gamma radiation from him. Now if we gonna have plot induced stupidity involved then Thor forgets his actual powerset and just punches real hard and eventually loses.....

 

[Kenny West]

if i was Thor and I had to fight the Hulk I would just hover in space and blast him with lightning and keep on throwing my hammer at him all day.

what the fukk is the Hulk gonna do about it?

Sounds like it would piss him off

 

[WhenWeWereKings]

Mjolnir has all kinda funky abilities from time freezing to transmution to hypnotizing to healing. Hulk ain't fukking with that

 

[JayYoung314]

thors ability to use his powers at a distance gives him an advantage over hulk who has to be close range to you in order to inflict damage. hulk is fast, so is thor, but thor can fly, shoot lightning also his hammer is god like, a few successful blows will cause hulk 2 stagger. hulks main and only point would be to grab thor and tear him into two because thor could sustain a few of hulks most brutal attacks for awhile.

 

[WhenWeWereKings]

thors ability to use his powers at a distance gives him an advantage over hulk who has to be close range to you in order to inflict damage. hulk is fast, so is thor, but thor can fly, shoot lightning also his hammer is god like, a few successful blows will cause hulk 2 stagger. hulks main and only point would be to grab thor and tear him into two because thor could sustain a few of hulks most brutal attacks for awhile.

Thor's durability is insane, he's survived shots from Thanos, Celestials, a ground zero nuclear like explosion, even the sun.......

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Cosmic spiderman would destroy both of them

To add on cosmic spiderman had cosmic awareness meaning that he has the knowledge of everything (god).

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Sounds like it would piss him off

before i go any further i want to let it be known that i am a Hulk stan.

but honestly, if you gave them 24 hours to fight it out and gave 1 point for every hit...using my strategy Thor would literally shut Hulk out 999,999,999 - 0.

let's say Hulk jumps up at him and escapes Earth's gravity.
he can't control his momentum or direction...Hulk is gonna just keep flying off into space after Thor dodges him.

unless you can produce a situation where Hulk can get his hands on Thor:

Long distance God attacks >>> Hulk Smash



Thor does enjoy hand to hand combat though.
he may just say "fukk it" and try to scrap with Hulk....if this is the case then i don't know what would happen.

 

[omnifax]

I'm a Hulk fan so I'm riding with the green machine on this one. Is he still green?

 

[Makavalli]

Thor with the long range attacks. Hulk that nikka but what can he do if he cant grab him

 

[NatiboyB]

Thor with the long range attacks. Hulk that nikka but what can he do if he cant grab him

shyt for All I know the nikka punch is probably so damn powerful that it has a gravitational yield that creates explosions on contact. that can only be defeated by Batman with preparation time.