"This is the worst segment in the history of Monday Night Raw"

[ThatTruth777]

Can someone please break down what happened in this segment, from beginning to end?

From what I've read, it was awkward as hell......and I can't bring myself to watch awkward moments

I still can't watch that infamous Jackie Gayda match .....I heard she cried backstage over how bad she fukked up

Miz and Jericho stunk it up, then Maddox came out. Its like he knew his script, he practiced but when he got out there.. he was and seem to be at a lost for words... and the whole time.. King and Cole were shytting on him hard and begging for a commercial break

 

[Slystallion]

any youtube clip of this up? don't feel like searching on my dvr

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Miz and Jericho stunk it up, then Maddox came out. Its like he knew his script, he practiced but when he got out there.. he was and seem to be at a lost for words... and the whole time.. King and Cole were shytting on him hard and begging for a commercial break

Then wade barrett came out and was as bad or worse

Zero out of a thousand stars

 

[Tony Schiavone]

Yo for real let me just speak on this nikka Michael Cole right quick. fukk that nikka. Michael Cole, you is a fukkboy of tremendous proportions. You are an embarrassment to your staff, record label, and motherfukking crew. I realize Vince keeps you around because you are a submissive little fakkit, but you could at least draw the line at burying the company, the roster, the boys trying to get over, you dumb fakkit. Eat a dikk.

*throws headset in the bushes*

*peels off in the white hummer with Bobby the Brain*

 

[CM_Burns]

Brehs, THE ANNOUNCER SAID THIS LAST NIGHT. DO YOU REALIZE THIS? NOT put over the face or bury the heel, he said "what the guys are doing right now on your TV is BAD"

spare me the 'its not supposed to be good' jest; that was crazy...

the problem is this:

Guys like Brad Maddox and the Miz are like...pretending to be wrestlers. They are doing impressions of their favorite wrestlers which is so freaking obvious. They are trying to have HBK's sarcasm or Rock's jokes and crowd involvement...but it SUCKS...its AWFUL...this new generation of wrestlers who are pretending is HORRID. Ryback is OBIOUSLY just emulating everyone he's seen who is big like him. ITS CORNY AND TRANSPARENT.

The guys we like aren't doing this. Punk AINT doing this. ZIGGLER ain't doing this. BROCK ain't doing this. Orton; you might hate him but he's always 'a wrestler' and not pretending to be one. The BIG SHOW is always convincing as a comedy guy or a monster heel.

The Miz and Brad Maddox are the two worst products i've seen since Jeff Jarrett and they combined to make the worst NON JOKE segement maybe ever.

I agree with your first point, but Dolph Ziggler is a CLEAR EXAMPLE of what you're talking about. He's a cocky, arrogant heel with little charisma or speaking ability. He's obviously just playing at this guy who believes he's a better human being than everyone he encounters.

To be fair though, the lack of drugs in this generation makes a big difference and has harmed the business, even if it's been great for the performer's health. Roids/Testosterone makes it easier for someone to convince themself they really are that monster heel or face, just like coke enhanced those outrageous personas and promos.

HBK and Macho Man might not've been "real" and not playing wrestlers if they didn't have drugs.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

I agree with your first point, but Dolph Ziggler is a CLEAR EXAMPLE of what you're talking about. He's a cocky, arrogant heel with little charisma or speaking ability. He's obviously just playing at this guy who believes he's a better human being than everyone he encounters.

To be fair though, the lack of drugs in this generation makes a big difference and has harmed the business, even if it's been great for the performer's health. Roids/Testosterone makes it easier for someone to convince themself they really are that monster heel or face, just like coke enhanced those outrageous personas and promos.

HBK and Macho Man might not've been "real" and not playing wrestlers if they didn't have drugs.

Ziggler understands wrestling and the psychology of wrestling and the importance of executing in the ring and in interviews (outside of wrestling) bouncing in and out of kayfabe when it matters a million times better than these guys. Outside of the whole AJ/big E stuff he has no mistakes. Dolph is a straight up wrestler; we'll just have to disagree there.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

The summer of Ambrose begins?

 

[dbp]

To be fair though, the lack of drugs in this generation makes a big difference and has harmed the business, even if it's been great for the performer's health. Roids/Testosterone makes it easier for someone to convince themself they really are that monster heel or face, just like coke enhanced those outrageous personas and promos.

I've said this for a long time. It sounds horrible, but I think it's true. Bret mentioned that in an interview not too long ago... how hanging out with the new guys is so boring. They just sit in their hotel room playing video games.

The old druggies and drunks of the old days would be at the bars chasing girls and tearing it up. They were the type that would've been the life of the party and it came through on screen. Guys now seem like quiet college kids pretending to be wrestlers.

 

[R=G]

Ziggler understands wrestling and the psychology of wrestling and the importance of executing in the ring and in interviews (outside of wrestling) bouncing in and out of kayfabe when it matters a million times better than these guys. Outside of the whole AJ/big E stuff he has no mistakes. Dolph is a straight up wrestler; we'll just have to disagree there.

He's had alot of bad promos and he didn't really stand out after being in the WWE until the Summerslam program with Rey back in 2009. He's been getting stop and go pushes the whole time.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

He's had alot of bad promos and he didn't really stand out after being in the WWE until the Summerslam program with Rey back in 2009. He's been getting stop and go pushes the whole time.

Yeah, his promo game needs improvement but getting or not getting pushed is out of his hands at this point of his career

 

[We Ready]

Brehs, THE ANNOUNCER SAID THIS LAST NIGHT. DO YOU REALIZE THIS? NOT put over the face or bury the heel, he said "what the guys are doing right now on your TV is BAD"

spare me the 'its not supposed to be good' jest; that was crazy...

the problem is this:

Guys like Brad Maddox and the Miz are like...pretending to be wrestlers. They are doing impressions of their favorite wrestlers which is so freaking obvious. They are trying to have HBK's sarcasm or Rock's jokes and crowd involvement...but it SUCKS...its AWFUL...this new generation of wrestlers who are pretending is HORRID. Ryback is OBIOUSLY just emulating everyone he's seen who is big like him. ITS CORNY AND TRANSPARENT.

The guys we like aren't doing this. Punk AINT doing this. ZIGGLER ain't doing this. BROCK ain't doing this. Orton; you might hate him but he's always 'a wrestler' and not pretending to be one. The BIG SHOW is always convincing as a comedy guy or a monster heel.

The Miz and Brad Maddox are the two worst products i've seen since Jeff Jarrett and they combined to make the worst NON JOKE segement maybe ever.

I was there last night....just thought I'd share these with you

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

#voices

Spoiler

Champ by Backlash Extreme Rules
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