This bytch pissed me the fukk off

[Dont@Me]

why would you invite a side chick to a professional dress up work event?!

man.. listen, she wrong as hell but you was wrong to even invite her in the first place

clearly you had feelings for her and was trying to tbrint it to another level. no one just brings anyone one esp a side chick to a formal event like that. that’s why you’re so mad because you obv was into her more than on a side chick level and she not only disappointed you but embarrassed you as well and was disrespectful. i get it, completely but let it be a lesson learned.

nikka please, not at all. I invited her for company at a work party and that was it. I learned my lesson, but you ain't gonna tell me how i feel about someone.

edit- oh you're that dirty white wannabe jamaican bytch. you don't even know shyt about male things so keep assuming dumb shyt

 

[jj23]

CLIFFS
-invite chick to my work company christmas party and tell her to dress up nice
-bytch comes over an hour late to my place and doesn't even text me she will be late
-she is dressed in lululemon tights, flip flops, a black spaghetti string top, and some cut up sparkly silver top over it.
-i don't want to get embarrassed to company party in front of my superiors so i kick bum bytch to the curb for the night and maybe even forever (i fukked up by inviting her and not just stickin to fukkin her).

i invite my once in a while side chick to my company work christmas party. I tell her the theme (Great Gatsby clothes, ie. flappers/long arm gloves/suspenders, real dress up type shyt). I told her we gotta dress up nice. She sends me a pic of something she brought and it looked okay. some silver sparkly strand type shyt, dont know how to explain it.

So the time comes for her to stop by so we can drive there, and she is nowhere to be found. The party done started and i'm like an hour away from the location. I'm running a lil behind myself so i text her to confirm where she at. No response. I finish dressing and now the bytch is over an hour late with no word from her. I text her "can i get a text back? I'm about to be out." I wait five minutes and say fukk this noise. I hop in the car and about to leave and she texts me back, "sorry, caught in traffic. i'm five minutes away". fifteen minutes later, still not here. I text "it's one thing if you're late, but another if your this late and don't even communicate wit me. What is your ACTUAL ETA?" soon as i text this she pulls right up. I see what she is wearing and bruh....

The first thing my eyes noticed were her fukkin adidas flip flops. And lululemon spandex. My jaw drops. I ask her if she is even done dressing, she says "no, she has heels in the trunk". I said, "i told you to DRESS UP". bytch said, "I AM dressed up!" All i said was, "Look at YOU and look at ME". She had the silver strand sparkly thing on, but a black spaghetti string top underneath it and it looked nothing like great gatsby OR fukkin dress up. I tell her to hurry up and get her heels and i'll see how it looks.

She digs in her trunk for 2 minutes and she can't find em and i just flip. I told her, "first, you get here late and don't even communicate, then lie about when you're gonna be here, then show up dressed like THIS?". told her that I can't be havin her like this in front of my boss and superiors like this when everyone is gonna be dressed to the gills. I tell her she has to stay back and i gotta go and just dip. Now i remember why this bum bytch was just a sometimes side chick. I remember she did something similar before, but it was so long ago that i forgot. Don't fukk wit bum bytches bruhs.

She knew she was fukking with you....

The disrespect though....

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Nobody trying to dress up in no cac ass great gatsby shyt

 

[Dont@Me]

Nobody trying to dress up in no cac ass great gatsby shyt

i mean, i wasn't either. shyt is whack tbh. i just wore a white dress shirt, dress pants, and a tie and still blended in

 

[Michael's Black Son]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

this a work function. You are your own guest. Why invite anyone who could potentially embarrass you.

 

[the bossman]

Fam this story wild.

I hope this aint a career type job. I cant imagine being over an hour late to my Christmas work party because of some bum broads

You solely responsible for all the L's tonight fam:

Inviting chicks who aint ya main gf or wife to a work function = L
trying to elevate chicks you never saw as anything more than a bootycall = L
dealing with bum bytches who don't know how to dress = L
2 hours late to Christmas work party because of said bum bytches who don't respect your time = L

Man. I rather show up to a work function single af than to embarrass myself showing up with a dusty broad on my arm. fukk that. That's my reputation on the line. Having ya boss and all the cats you work with lookin at you like

It's a new decade in a few weeks. Breh you gotta take a hard look in the mirror and figure out what you need to do to upgrade the quality of women you fukk with so you don't get in this type of situation again.

 

[Dont@Me]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

this a work function. You are your own guest. Why invite anyone who could potentially embarrass you.

i trusted her enough not to, with her behavior anyway. her appearance is a whole other thing apparently though.

Fam this story wild.

I hope this aint a career type job. I cant imagine being over an hour late to my Christmas work party because of some bum broads

You solely responsible for all the L's tonight fam:

Inviting chicks who aint ya main gf or wife to a work function = L
trying to elevate chicks you never saw as anything more than a bootycall = L
dealing with bum bytches who don't know how to dress = L
2 hours late to Christmas work party because of said bum bytches who don't respect your time = L

Man. I rather show up to a work function single af than to embarrass myself showing up with a dusty broad on my arm. fukk that. That's my reputation on the line. Having ya boss and all the cats you work with lookin at you like

It's a new decade in a few weeks. Breh you gotta take a hard look in the mirror and figure out what you need to do to upgrade the quality of women you fukk with so you don't get in this type of situation again.

it's hilarious in hindsight...especially the "look at YOU and look at ME " i was pissed and delivered it with some serious conviction. but it's not a career job bruh. That's the only reason why i brought her....it's a good bullshyt job. but i'm i've chilled with her plenty of times and her attitude and demeanor is great and she is fun to be around. I shut the clothes shyt down immediately though.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

it's hilarious in hindsight...especially the "look at YOU and look at ME " i was pissed and delivered it with some serious conviction. but it's not a career job bruh. That's the only reason why i brought her....it's a good bullshyt job. but i'm i've chilled with her plenty of times and her attitude and demeanor is great and she is fun to be around. I shut the clothes shyt down immediately though.

fukk it breh. All you have to stand on is your name so any random being put in a position to potentially make you look stupid is an automatic L. Who is trying to step out of 2019 amidst such shenanigans?

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

In case anyone else is wondering what “lululenon tights” are, don’t.....

 

[BrothaZay]

Just know she did it on purpose.

 

[BrothaZay]

And biscuit is right. Either you have more feelings for your side chicc than she does for you, or you find her extremely attractive.

Those are the only two reasons you would invite a side chicc to a Damn work party

 

[NotaPAWG]

nikka please, not at all. I invited her for company at a work party and that was it. I learned my lesson, but you ain't gonna tell me how i feel about someone.

edit- oh you're that dirty white wannabe jamaican bytch. you don't even know shyt about male things so keep assuming dumb shyt

that’s @Strawberry

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

I put the blame on you, not her. She's what she is...

How aren't you sharp enough, to spot what type of broad your dealin with, or how she carries herself?

 

[Kal-El]

Invite bum bytches to work events and not expect the bum bytch to do bum bytch things brehs

sidechicks only used for p*ssy you simp

Basically

 

[BXKingPin82]

Shorty came thru right after gettin them cheeks bust like, "fukk it! I got this!"