Things in Wrestling that annoy/irritate you

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

these old fvcks that don't know when to pack it up and go home or whatevr shelter they sleeping out of

 

[3Rivers]

-Star ratings, especially by fans. "That was a 4.82342 star match. Had to take off a few because I thought "Wrestler X" was slightly lazy with his strikes"

-Wrestling couples contrived ass duel spots. Even worse when its a submission

-Indy wrestlers who overly rely on cussing to seem edgy

-Fat/roided up wrestlers who be on that flippy shyt. Leave it to the cruisers

-Everybody and their mama doing the suicide dive. Most the the time it looks like a diving two hand push

-When the sharpshooter/walls of jericho/any submission move aren't cranked back on. Makes them look weak

 

[Psychosis]

Promos written word for word

And dictated in a monotone voice.

Nikki sounding like she asking a question with every statement

 

[RammerJammer]

- Submission moves on announce tables

- Three Man commentary teams

 

[Dreamzeedream]

There are a lot, but I'll list 5 for now

- Kicking out of finishers / false finishes

- Kevin Dunn's production causing excessively shaky cameras, unnecessary camera cuts and cutting to neckbeards in the crowd

- Scrub ass wrestlers like Dolph Ziggler having gimmicks saying they're getting buried & sick of it on television

- Wrestlers who cannot dynamically react to the crowd mid-promo

- Suicide dives through the middle rope

Dolphs not a scrub

 

[El Poyo Loco]

"YOU DESERVE IT" after EVERY title win.

Everybody ain't paid the dues that the next man/woman has.

"YOU STILL GOT IT" cchants after an arm bar or a few dropkicks

"WE ARE AWESOME!"

"WHAT?" During a good promo

 

[desp]

When the announcers say it’s over when a pin starts. Guarantees a kick out.

"We've got a new champion! "

 

[El Poyo Loco]

"ONE FALL"

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Taking their time in ladder matches, if you don’t hurry your ass up that ladder & grab that title

 

[OVER]

Indie gimmicks designed to pander to smarks like that guy Cheeseburger. He's a skinny trash wrestler who's gimmick is being a weeaboo Jughead. Dude stinks in the ring too but I guarantee if he showed up on RAW or Fullsail smarks would work themselves into caring about dude thinking he's the cleverest thing since dikk druids.

 

[96Blue]

The invisible force field that blocks a face from chasing after the heel.

When someone interferes in a match an the ref doesn't see it, even though the attack made him bounce in the air when the guy fell.

Groups that run away because one guy came in ring with a chair.

Promos written word for word.

Kicking out of finishers, that should only be for big matches.

Especially when it's a steel chair.

Mufuggas be like

 

[R=G]

Michael Cole and his transparent lead ons that give up results..every major Raw match..how can you not know when Seth is gonna win or job?? Its a fukking joke. He's terrible every night.

 

[R=G]

Suicide dives

Heavyweights/Super Heavyweights showing how “athletic” they are. (Seen Keith Lee do a shytty canadian destroyer on the ring apron)

The lack of selling to force the idea of it being an epic match.

Cena match..every praised one over the last 10 years.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Dolphs not a scrub

Neg pending

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Neg pending

He not. They booked him so bad I dont think he can recover. Man that tsc heel turn on dolph is a mf