They tried everything to kill Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees…

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Except the obvious…. Amputating their arms and legs. They won’t die, but they wouldn’t have been able to kill anyone. Common damn sense. Sharp objects, bullets and fire obviously didn’t work. So just cut their limbs off.

Been done. H20 they cut off Myers head. Jason Goes to Hell they blow him apart with a whole S.W.A.T team

 

[R=G]

Except the obvious…. Amputating their arms and legs. They won’t die, but they wouldn’t have been able to kill anyone. Common damn sense. Sharp objects, bullets and fire obviously didn’t work. So just cut their limbs off.

Magneto did that to the Marauder Scalphunter in the Magneto series

 

[Lootpack]

Both should have put their energy into sports. Leatherface ran like a 4.4 40 and he wasting it in the woods. Saddest thing is wasted potential.

 

[Starboy52]

Jason canonically can regenerate lost/damaged tissue due to being an undead monstrous abomination. But on the plus side? Outside of Jason takes Manhatten (Which I don't even think he was planning on going anywhere), he sticks to one spot and one spot only. All you gotta do is "kill" him then move far the fukk away from Crystal Lake so he can't come get you no more after he inevitably comes back to life. How you handle the night terrors/PTSD/ensuing daily mental breakdowns after that is entirely up to you, but you're home free.


Michael? You just gotta nuke that nikka and pray for the best.

It's not whether or not he's supernatural or evil incarnate or all the other bullshyt, it's him being a cognisant being capable of rational thought and planning shyt out in the name of revenge/to satiate his need to kill that'll fukk you up. Because if he survives what you do to him, he'll dedicate everything he has to come find you. He'll stalk you, learn your daily patterns, learn your friends & family's daily movements, eat the family pet in between learning everything he can about you and your peoples. Then once he's satisfied with the knowledge? He'll proceed to kill you and everyone you know & love with brutal efficiency and quickness for fukking with him.

 

[ORDER_66]

The coroner ate his heart and then Jason went around trying to find a new body to grow out of.

I remember

 

[Rell84shots]

That was the retcon for the horrible Resurrection movie that followed but when H20 was made they were not planning on doing any more movies and it was Michael who's head got chopped off by Laurie.

Which is why conversations like this are useless because whether Michael and Jason get dismembered or not there will always be some trash retcon in the next movie to make it like it never happened.

I liked Resurrection, But H20 was the perfect way to end the Halloween series. The wasted a perfectly good way to kill someone just to keep the series going. Crushing someone's throat so they can't alert the person that they're not Michael is

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

That was the retcon for the horrible Resurrection movie that followed but when H20 was made they were not planning on doing any more movies and it was Michael who's head got chopped off by Laurie.

Which is why conversations like this are useless because whether Michael and Jason get dismembered or not there will always be some trash retcon in the next movie to make it like it never happened.

it wasn't a retcon...they filmed that at the same exact time, Jamie Lee Curtis had to talk them out of showing the reveal in H20