They say you can't turn a hoe into a house wife...

[Chris.B]

How do you explain Jesus and Mary Magdalene ?

Jesus was not married.

God doesn't need to get married

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Why do nikkas care about this c00n so much??

Stop talking about this wannabe cac and stop playing his music/thread.

 

[Greenstrings]

Amazing that so many christians are unaware that Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute

 

[Anothergirl]

Amazing that so many christians are unaware that Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute

i want to know what idiot started that misconception.

 

[Greenstrings]

i want to know what idiot started that misconception.

I dunno but I do know many a holy on sunday girl that lives by it

 

[godkiller]

Jesus a b*stard who was delusional enough to think that his father was a divine spirit that lived in the sky, and that he himself could turn water into drank, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that he believed that he could turn a hoe into a housewife

 

[Scientific Playa]

Every pimp who decides to settle down marries his bottom hoe. You cant turn a hoe to a housewife, as long as she still wants to hoe. But reformed hoes make the most loyal and understanding wives, cuz they know the game and dont fall for square dreams like monogamy or happily ever after.

addendum .... and they raise grounded kids with wisdom bout real life .....

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

i want to know what idiot started that misconception.

This guy......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_the_Great

Didn't actually 'start' it, just used it since it made a good theological point regarding penitence.

Afterwards, peeps just ran with it.

She was actually wealthy and provided funding for J and his disciples.​