They say you can't turn a hoe into a house wife...

[#BOTHSIDES]

How do you explain Jesus and Mary Magdalene ?

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Jesus a b*stard who was delusional enough to think that his father was a divine spirit that lived in the sky, and that he himself could turn water into drank, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that he believed that he could turn a hoe into a housewife

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

actually you can turn a hoe into housewife because there are no laws or rules against a housewife being a hoe

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

J didn't marry her.

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[Brofato]

Jesus a b*stard who was delusional enough to think that his father was a divine spirit that lived in the sky, and that he himself could turn water into drank, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that he believed that he could turn a hoe into a housewife

I don't know if I was gonna come to the same conclusion but good lord I wasn't prepared for that.

 

[Jone2three45]

actually you can turn a hoe into housewife because there are no laws or rules against a housewife being a hoe

 

[Scientific Playa]

Look up Sophia Loren and Carlo Ponti .... mission accomplished!

Loren and husband, Carlo Ponti


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[CodeBlaMeVi]

Most wives been someone's hoe rather they believe it or not.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Most wives been someone's hoe rather they believe it or not.

This is the right answer. In fact, remember when you were little and you'd do your little school plays? All those moms out there? Not 5-10 years earlier they were getting smutted out HARD before they all decided to have their womb turds. Now they're all well-behaved (we assume), conservatively dressed, slightly gossipy, nurturing school moms. Think about that.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

This is the right answer. In fact, remember when you were little and you'd do your little school plays? All those moms out there? Not 5-10 years earlier they were getting smutted out HARD before they all decided to have their womb turds. Now they're all well-behaved (we assume), conservatively dressed, slightly gossipy, nurturing school moms. Think about that.

Most and my mom isn't exempt. She was a teen parent and all. 3 b*stard kids (I'm included) and people would not guess so it goes to show us, take people with a grain of salt.

 

[Anothergirl]

This is the right answer. In fact, remember when you were little and you'd do your little school plays? All those moms out there? Not 5-10 years earlier they were getting smutted out HARD before they all decided to have their womb turds. Now they're all well-behaved (we assume), conservatively dressed, slightly gossipy, nurturing school moms. Think about that.

what's to think about? most men slut it up when they're young ...and *gasp* most chicks do the same. then a lil thing called GROWING UP happens and people settle down and start families. Shocking!!!
don't expect a virgin unless you're a saint yourself. the end.

anyways Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostuite.she was female follower of Christ. the prostitute that Jesus saved from stoning wasn't actually "named" but idiots are always calling her mary m. (probably because she too later became a follower) ...i think y'all are confusing the women in the bible. smh.

 

[Elle Driver]

Think about it this way ya girl was some nikka's hoe at one point.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Every pimp who decides to settle down marries his bottom hoe. You cant turn a hoe to a housewife, as long as she still wants to hoe. But reformed hoes make the most loyal and understanding wives, cuz they know the game and dont fall for square dreams like monogamy or happily ever after.

 

[Ricky Church]

 

[Coco Loco]

That saying needs to get thrown in the bushes because hoes get wifed on a daily.