They stole the recipe from Fruit Loops from us in 63
Kennedy had just got murked. We knew the Nation needed a cereal that would take their minds off off the National Tragedy. Instead of a fakkit ass Toucan we was going to have a Dipset style Eagle with two guns as the mascot. He would be wearing a custom Jeff Hamilton that would change depending on the current event. He would use his pistols to shoot people against the American way of life. His name was going to be Epic The Eagle. We had all the marketing done. Toys. Commercial Spots. You name it
The RINGS WERE THE BULLETS
Kelloggs straight jacked our shyt and put out some rainbow horseshyt and made a ton of fuking cash off our hard work