They met online, had sex and then he stole her gaming collection

Ashley Banks

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Kind of off topic but I remember reading a story a while ago about a woman that was doing sex with this guy and they heard a bump sound coming from the living room so HE went to check it out and then they went back to making sex. The guy left while she was sleeping. When she woke up the next morning her tv, video games, money in her purse etc were all gone. Turns out the bump she heard was the guys friends and when he went to check it out, he was just letting them in and they robbed her while she was sexing their friend:mjcry:
 

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Lol I did something like this before. We ain't meet online I knew this chick we smashed a couple times. Her parents stayed in diff parts of the city so this 1 summer she was at her pops crib.

We chilling she come out her dad room showing off his gun and shyt so I start plotting. Left out that bytch with the strap, 2K, and a wireless controller :russ:
 

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At the time of writing we're unsure what happened to her save file or if she lost any rare drops, or if she's related to the Florida woman who agreed to sex for $25 worth of McNuggets. :ohhh:



Ima be posted up at the McDonald's parking lot. :shaq:
 

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Dudes forming squads to move payloads in real life these days...

PTFO I guess.

To be honest I don't know who to feel sorrier for, the chick or the dude. The dude's dignity tekken a phenomenal L here.
Life is a battlefield and this is such an injustice. I guess I'm just waiting for the fallout from this mess. I know it won't have a mass effect on people's morals b/c nikkas got some dark souls outchea.

Nikkas outchea literally aspiring to be real life womb raiders. RIP to all the decent people in past generations. They were the last of us. Hopefully somebody among us will hear the call of duty and learn to avoid all these angry birds out here.:yeshrug::mjlol::lolbron:
 

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Dudes forming squads to move payloads in real life these days...

PTFO I guess.

To be honest I don't know who to feel sorrier for, the chick or the dude. The dude's dignity tekken a phenomenal L here.
Life is a battlefield and this is such an injustice. I guess I'm just waiting for the fallout from this mess. I know it won't have a mass effect on people's morals b/c nikkas got some dark souls outchea.

Nikkas outchea literally aspiring to be real life womb raiders. RIP to all the decent people in past generations. They were the last of us. Hopefully somebody among us will hear the call of duty and learn to avoid all these angry birds out here.:yeshrug::mjlol::lolbron:


:mjlol::ehh:
 

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I remember this time I was going to this Afro Brazilian girls house. She spent the whole beginning of the time at her house playing Sims with a character that looked like her who had a husband and kids. She was really into it to a point it freaked me out.

In the end I didn't want to destroy the relationship they had and ruin another black family

:mjcry:

my girl was heavy into the sims back in the day.
she made me and her living together and then we had kids.
the kids were annoying and expensive so she put them in the pool, removed the ladder and fast forwarded time till they died.

then she sold their tombstones...vicious.
 

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I remember this time I was going to this Afro Brazilian girls house. She spent the whole beginning of the time at her house playing Sims with a character that looked like her who had a husband and kids. She was really into it to a point it freaked me out.

In the end I didn't want to destroy the relationship they had and ruin another black family

:mjcry:
:dead:
 

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he fukked her.....she mustve liked him. he could have simply asked and her simp ass probably wouldve handed some games over, or at least he couldve come over and played anytime he wanted. now hes going to jail :snoop:

some dudes are just too dumb to be walking around free i guess
 
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