They met online, had sex and then he stole her gaming collection

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They met online, had sex, and then he stole her gaming collection








The victim said she had sex with duder, 23, then around 1 a.m. Monday, he returned to the home on Silver Lane in Ocala armed with a gun and wearing a bandana over his face an hour later, the arrest report said.

Kareem forced the woman inside at gunpoint and took a Wii and PlayStation from the front room, deputies said.

He then forced her to unplug a white Xbox from the living room, according to the report.

It kind of makes you wonder - was she hogging the controller? They could have been bumping uglies and karts.

Mr. Wonderful fled the residence with 10 games and the systems, but was soon caught by police after they dialed 911. A deputy rushing to the scene spotted a car with a broken light and somehow knew it was the dude. Spider sense?

At the time of writing we're unsure what happened to her save file or if she lost any rare drops, or if she's related to the Florida woman who agreed to sex for $25 worth of McNuggets.

There's an important lesson here kids - don't date guys from Florida. An Orlando news site reports that they met online on the dating site PlentyOfFish. I went through 10 pages but couldn't find his profile before they force registration. Seems like there's lots of dudes with great abs who aren't looking for anything serious.

Oh, look a PC gamer with a computer science degree! But does he floss?












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He probably got worked in Street fighter or 2k :mjlol:
 

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The victim said she had sex with duder, 23, then around 1 a.m. Monday, he returned to the home on Silver Lane in Ocala armed with a gun and wearing a bandana over his face an hour later, the arrest report said.

lmao @ the chick immediately knowing who it is as soon as he said something.

Convo was probably like

"Kareem! Is that you? :mjcry:"


"Naw it aint me :mjgrin:, now put Madden in the bag hoe"
 

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Jesus, and I felt guilty going through shorties medicine cabinet while she slept.

I'm guess in fairness , all her kids games at the dads house...
 

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I remember this time I was going to this Afro Brazilian girls house. She spent the whole beginning of the time at her house playing Sims with a character that looked like her who had a husband and kids. She was really into it to a point it freaked me out.

In the end I didn't want to destroy the relationship they had and ruin another black family

:mjcry:
 
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