They got Aziz Ansari

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

She said slow down, he said let's sit on the couch, he pointed as his dikk, and she topped him off

If I'm Aziz I'm confused as fukk.

He ASKED if she would

She obliged

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

He is a nice guy which is why this date went wrong. After the first or second rejection he should've provided an Uber to get her ass out of there. A semi-HOH dude isn't playing dikk and p*ssy games for an hour.

Right

Thats probably why she was confused. The moment she saw he wasn't assertive she got all in her feelings and her thoughts and actions were never in sync to the point where she half wants him to be assertive but half hates him for not reading her mind


How you gonna give buddy enough rhythm to say "lets slow down" but for some reason this guy who is NOT dumb keeps thinking he can pursue sex.

CLEARLY she's not telling the whole story here because after she explicitly says no, she leaves. So its not like he's not getting explicit messages here

Yeah, of course he kept asking...cause you never shut it down. The fukk did you think was gonna happen after went down on this dude?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

what happened to the ole days when a dude would move too fast, make a lewd comment or unwanted advance, the chic would slap him, cuss him out and leave immediately?

since when do chics have all these opportunities to end the situation, but they don't end it

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I have ZERO sympathy for this stooge


He helped create this metoo witchhunt atmosphere by empowering these unhinged cac liberal feminists with his woke male feminist persona.



Dirty macking came back to bite this midget in the ass

Master of none is still one of my fav shows


As much of a beta male feminist as he has been in the past I dont want the show to go away.

 

[Paper Boi]

dude doing backflips for aziz ansari like he's hillary clinton and paying him.

i used to call him indian as a joke because it annoyed him, but now you can't tell me he ain't indian.

expose yourself when your only celebrity since gandhi goes down brehs

 

[DoubleClutch]

He is a nice guy which is why this date went wrong. After the first or second rejection he should've provided an Uber to get her ass out of there. A semi-HOH dude isn't playing dikk and p*ssy games for an hour.

Yea I agree. Crazy thing is her story seems like how a scene in his show could play out.

I dunno why I imagined the girl as the Italian actress from the Netflix show while reading the article

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

what happened to the ole days when a dude would move too fast, make a lewd comment or unwanted advance, the chic would slap him, cuss him out and leave immediately?

since when do chics have all these opportunities to end the situation, but they don't end it

She stuck around after like 20 chances to leave, then still cried in the car

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Thats the thing though...this dude violated the ENTIRE night and she still ends up at his place.

The fukk?!

I agree with you

but just so you know, this is exactly how I feel about the Cosby stories

these hoes claim Cos was doing all this stuff to violate them,but they kept coming back around him again and again

never heard one of them ole hoes say Cos showed up to their place

it's always them showing up to HIS set where he's working, or to HIS house or apartment - MULTIPLE TIMES after he supposedly attacked them

 

[Fctftl]

@AllEyez may have had the right idea with purchasing his fake p*ssy
Cyberskin >>>>> Real p*ssy !!!!

I thought of that thread too just now. Dude said fukk it he gonna avoid that summer jam screen at all costs

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

shyt, I'm still tryna figure out what "slow down" means if it doesn't mean "proceed".

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I agree with you

but just so you know, this is exactly how I feel about the Cosby stories

these hoes claim Cos was doing all this stuff to violate them,but they kept coming back around him again and again

never heard one of them ole hoes say Cos showed up to their place

it's always them showing up to HIS set where he's working, or to HIS house or apartment - MULTIPLE TIMES after he supposedly attacked them

EH, I'm of the camp that you only get ONE time of some foul shyt for me to write you off.

Cosby clearly played with that drug scene so I can't rock with that.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

shyt, I'm still tryna figure out what "slow down" means if it doesn't mean "proceed".

 

[DoubleClutch]

Bruh that’s how I feel
The same way about that Ian Connor shyt
If u say a skinny short nikka took advantage of you I better see some marks

Never thought id hear Aziz and Ian Connor in the same sentence

Reminds me of what happened to Asap Bari

Man these are crazy times to be a famous male

Ian and Bari seemed to bounce back quickly cause they’re just internet/high fashion famous

But Aziz go some damage control to do

 

[Json]

So this is what I got:

She wanted to fukk him cause he was famous, realized he was lame and couldn't continue to stay but wanted to see that dikk game, realized he was lame in the lower realms and didn't want him to hit it so she took the helm, told him to relax with the aggression and texted him a day later with insults of his lack of discretion.

I've noticed females be on their "superwoman" feelings the moment they can hide behind that keyboard, but in the moment..... just saying no seems like a hurdle to them.

I'm not belittling feeling scared of violence, but rape is violent, too.

 

[Carlton Banks]

@AllEyez may have had the right idea with purchasing his fake p*ssy
Cyberskin >>>>> Real p*ssy !!!!

I'm too advanced for these nikkas and it hurt