"They Don't Know Its Us, Not Like Were The Raiders" Official 2016 Oakland Raiders Off-Season Thread

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:wow: We aint going through shyt like this no more.




Brehs,

Lets take a step back for a second and realize something,

The gawd Mark Davis just shown signs of the Great Al Davis !
He bodied them nikkas!

He called them in his dark ass office, with a spotlight on Al Davis with trophies painting

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, snaped
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for the saffold contract, told RM to read it out loud ,

RM started to studder with slow ass

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DA tried to help read SLAP!!
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Markie said " STFU, are both of you dumb asses trying to sabotage my team??? Why the fukk did tuck and Woodley leave without a contract ??
You see this phone? starts dialing 42255152551, "Yea Dr. Chingchang... listen carefully Saffold didnt pass physical ... ClICK!" ...

RM and DA look at each other ...
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" Now you two fukk ups better get to the fukking airport and better not let Tuck and Woodley leave the Bay without a contract. Mark suddenly Transforms into his dad

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And IF they do ..."

RM and DA talk over each other , " no sir , nor sir, we got it . "

Mark " Well what the fukk you waiting for ???!!?"

RM and DA rush out .

Mark yells " Get the fukk back here!!!"

RM " ye yeaaa ye yes boss?"

Mark " Did you even acknowledge ( Looks at his Dads painting) ??"

RM and and DA get on there knees and repeat Just Win Baby 20x


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soon after DA calls Tucks and Woodley Agent and say meet us at whatever restaurant you want we got a deal that you cannot say no too. The agents agree and text them the location .


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On the way over there, DA firmly grabs RM thigh and yells Just Win Baby , Just Win Baby Just Win!!!!

RM joins in , but off beat due to his studderin , Ju Juss T win , Jusss T Win Baby !

To be continued ........
 
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I think we're pretty good at receiver actually.

Now that we got Irvin and Smith, I want safety, rb, and corner addressed in that order.

Murray needs help at rb, he isn't a full load back.

Maybe bring in Arian Foster for the cheap, dude can really ball when he's healthy. And fukk it, sign Weddle too.
they only got Seth, coop, and crab. you need more than 3 receivers.


i think the line upgrades will help the run game. :manny: and since taiwan Jones is still the injury/fumble prone rb Dennis Allen thought he was, give helu more burn. he ain't look bad in the time he played last year.
 

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I think we can use an extra pass rusher on the edge...Someone that'll hold down the fort until Aldon is reinstated. Maybe grab one in the draft.

We don't really have a safety worth a damn since C-Wood is gone. If we don't land Weddle, we should take a look at Reggie Nelson from Cincy. What yall think about him? He did have 8 ints last year. I think he's worth looking into imo

Get a running back to pair up with Murray would good. I wouldn't be mad if we took a flier on Adrian Foster. When Foster is healthy, he's arguably a top 5 RB in the league...Just give him a 1 year deal for the cheap.
 

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Get a running back to pair up with Murray would good. I wouldn't be mad if we took a flier on Adrian Foster. When Foster is healthy, he's arguably a top 5 RB in the league...Just give him a 1 year deal for the cheap.

I agree on Foster. Put incentives in his contract for yards per carry and yards and we should see a productive year.


Personally, I'd go with either CB or WR with our first pick. Now that we have a upgraded our OLINE, Carr is going to have time to see plays develop and we should look into a WR to mimic how Arizona is set up. CB because fukk Hayden
 

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Pass on Foster. I can see him signing on with Seattle. Never go after damaged goods.

Weddle would be silly not to come
To Oakland.

I agree with Quick, we need a DT and Knighton is out there.

Yeah, I feel like we can just find a good power back in the draft. Only take Foster if we already resolved the RB situation and fill the other holes.
 

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Arian Foster is injury prone and he is a zone blocking running back, so he isn't a fit in the power scheme in Oakland. I do know he was a Raiders fan growing up, but after the MJD signing, don't think I ever want to see another older RB signed to the Raiders again. :skip: I know they have been talking to the MLB Erin Henderson from the Jets who used to be nice with the Vikings way back. Wouldn't mind him as a vet, anybody over :flabbynsick: Curtis Lofton. Jerrell Freeman is probably the best FA linebacker out, but not sure if he fits here and probably looks like he is going to Atlanta. Mack, Irvin, Malcolm, Henney, and Neiron Ball all are versatile as fukk at the LB position. Mack & Irvin both can play the SAM position and lineup at defensive end, can blitz up the middle with Malcolm & Henney, and Neiron was the best linebacker defending TE's before he got hurt and he can play DE too. :banderas: Now with Sean Smith as the number one with Amerson as the sidekick, get Weddle or if he goes elsewhere, can get Reggie Nelson, who used to play for Jack. Yea, not big on Jelly really. He looked aight in his rookie year, but can't remember anything noteworthy in his 2nd year. Big Dan is really good, but might need another lineman that can lineup at DE and move to the inside like Mario could, not sure about his injury or what is going on with him going forward. The draft is loaded at corner and safeties, so wouldn't mind them spending a couple of pics on the secondary. On offense, just need more receiver in the room and another RB. :francis: Jano needs to kick rocks. When the team doesn't want or isn't confident in you kicking 50+ yard field goals anymore, its time. :flabbynsick: He had his best years when the team was awful, but whenever the team has playoff aspirations, he stays fukking up. :beli:
 
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Signing a bunch of expensive free agents when you'll have to pay all your young drafted studs in a few years indicates that the org thinks you guys could make a run this year :ehh:
 

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Signing a bunch of expensive free agents when you'll have to pay all your young drafted studs in a few years indicates that the org thinks you guys could make a run this year :ehh:

Reggie isn't dumb... a lot of other players have 3 and 4 year contracts which will free up money by 2017 and 2018...

Carr isn't going anywhere, especially since he's home and u can franchise mack and work on his contract the following year when other players contract is up and the following year franchise Cooper...
 
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